SFPD ACTION IN THE MISSION!

February 10, 2010
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UNLIKE earlier in the evening when the whooping sirens yelled after the speeding vehicle they pursued through the intersection.

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The Return

February 9, 2010
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Finally, having had enough of not living, the man stood up one day and announced to his wife of nineteen years, “We’re going to San Francisco!” She heartily agreed and together they started winding the countdown clock that would propel them into the rest of their future.

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Gaga, Obama and a Pathetic Piece of Pot-Metal

January 29, 2010
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Gaga reminds me of the president’s state of the union address last Wednesday, because I guarded the America’s Cup when I was a mere lad.

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I Think We Have Ghosts

January 27, 2010
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She said it was a lady screaming – both times were in the afternoon – and nobody was in the living room when it occurred. The others who heard it corroborate her story, saying it sounded like a woman being murdered right there next to the fireplace.

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God Hates Gaga? Say it ain’t so!

January 23, 2010
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It’s bad enough when the flaming nut-jobs from the Westboro Baptist church say “God hates Jews and fags,” but this?

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Douchenozzle

January 19, 2010
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I’m going to get the crap pounded out of me.

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I Need Some One To Wright My Eassy

January 19, 2010
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he really does need someone to wright eassys four hym.

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What I Hate About Facebook

January 18, 2010
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Facebook apps are, to me, not unlike the puss blister I endured a few weeks ago.

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or, NOT..

January 16, 2010
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I just got a really cool review and they said I am erudite.

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From the “trying too hard to be artsy” department..

January 16, 2010
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It just ran over my ass about a minute ago.

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