Some people are simply not that good at comebacks.
Case in point - back in early March I posted a visual joke about Ashley Judd being a feminist. It started with this really obnoxious photo of Rush Limbaugh..

and this quote attributed to him..
“Feminism was established to allow unattractive
women easier access to the mainstream.”
Followed by this sexy pic of Ashley Judd..
She’s wearing a top that says..
“This is what a feminist looks like”
So I declared Ashley Judd the “winner,” and posted yet another sexy pic of her..

Now, this wouldn’t have gone past the usual handful of chuckles and maybe a comment or two, but that chauvinistic pig Jamie Grove from How Not To Write just had to go and stumble the post because he’s, you know, a chauvinistic pig.. just like me.. and he thought it was funny.
This has resulted in about a million views of this post since March, with ten of them being fans of it while the other 999,990 are raging feminists who seem to take issue with Ashley being among their ranks, or something.. I’m not really clear what their issues are.
Which is a good thing, I think.
Anyway, one of them commented by pasting a short bio about Ashley and then following it with..
That’s not feminism; it’s opportunism. Is Judd the first to let Hollywood remake her so that someday, some fine someday, she might realize her dream of playing a weak, delusional heroine like Agnes White in “Bug”? Of course not. She’s a self-serving capitalist, and Hollywood is exactly where she belongs, making as much money as she can before she ends up an unattractive feminist like all the rest of us.
rosi
I felt kind of persnickety and I’d had a lot of feminists hammering at me already over this stupid thing, so I decided to be kind of sarcastic..
Rolling my eyes at you now, before quietly excusing myself to go have a beer with relatively sane people while leaving you to drown your bitterness in Vodka gimlets.
RhodesTer
I posted the reply and forgot about it. I thought rosi had too, until a few nights ago -- almost three and a half months later -- when she came up with this gem after having obviously consulted MY BIO..
sorry Dave, i’m familiar with beer, but what’s a gimlet? something from your toilet-cleaning days? a hair-growing supplement you discovered in the navy?
never mind. don’t ask, don’t tell, right dave?
rosi
HUH? So, yeah.. I’ve cleaned toilets. A lot of people have. On a Navy ship it’s pretty much something every enlisted person has to do at one time or another. I also cleaned toilets at this little theater where I worked, which is what the bio refers to. I clean this one, here in our apartment.
No shame it it, if that’s what we’re shooting for here.
I also have all of my hair at fifty, and don’t use any supplements to keep it going. When I was in the Navy I was around 20 years old -- not much need for supplements at that age. The guy lacking hair in the pic on top is RUSH LIMBAUGH. I’m not a fan, although I met him once, long ago. Wasn’t much of a fan then either.
“Don’t ask, don’t tell” can ONLY be referring to the military policy on gays, which..
- I’m not.
- I don’t agree with it (the policy.)
- They didn’t have the policy when I was in the service.
So all I could come up with was basically what I’ve just said..
I did clean toilets and I was in the Navy, but I’m not gay and I still have all of my hair. I think that’s what you were asking?
RhodesTer
That’s where it sits as of now and chances are, I’ll never really know. You’ve heard of being “on the same page?” I don’t think rosi and I are even in the same book.
Which is a good thing, I think.
UPDATE -- MCF commented..
You can always go with “jerk store”.
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