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Pillows Not Allowed

August 2, 2010
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We’re always billed as “the cat couple,” meaning we might as well be covered in boils and reek of rotten salami.

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Hungry, Horny Hobos

July 30, 2010
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We’re going to ask the next hobo why he doesn’t believe us about change and why he wants to see us kiss.

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How To Survive In San Francisco When You’re Broke

July 27, 2010
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Sure, it’s nice to shuffle off to your very own private bathroom when you actually have one. Here, we get dressed and shuffle down the hall, passing other residents who are shuffling back. We toss little waves at each other and grunt pleasantries while on our way to pee.

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One Domesticated Pet With A Side of Fries Please

July 22, 2010
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A chicken would poop on the Pope’s hat, if that’s where it happens to be at the moment, or in the cockpit of an F-18 Hornet, or on coffeesister.

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The Muni Lady

July 13, 2010
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I have a serious confession to make.. I have a torrid crush on The Muni Lady.

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Room For Rent To Good-Looking Vampire With Stellar Credit

July 6, 2010
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“I send greetings to you as so glad am I to have your interest in apartment to watch while I am away for assignment to the country where is great the turmoil and I am as such cannot return for long while!”

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Fabulous Headdresses And Other Fagorious Metaphors

June 26, 2010
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They find their fellow Indians to be quite lovely, and all they want to do is be left alone to pow-wow in peace.

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Friday Night At Java Beach

June 26, 2010
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“San Francisco Joe” entertains the crowd on Friday night, June 25th at Java Beach Cafe in the outer sunset district of San Francisco.

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Evaluating Sexy Alexa

May 18, 2010
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In a stroke of creative genius I’m posting pics of sexy actresses named “Alexa,” in lieu of any pics of Alexa the Internet company. You’re welcome.

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The Great Fury

April 18, 2010
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The shaking was of such a violent nature I screamed out but the sound of it was immediately engulfed in the cacophony. All around me the building shook as if it were a stuffed doll in the teeth of a vicious dog, who was rendering it into little shreds.

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The Return

February 9, 2010
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Finally, having had enough of not living, the man stood up one day and announced to his wife of nineteen years, “We’re going to San Francisco!” She heartily agreed and together they started winding the countdown clock that would propel them into the rest of their future.

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