I see a lot of strange and wondrous things from the top of the tour bus,
"You're such an a$$hole, but you have really beautiful eyes"
The one and only time I will ever tuck a drunken mob wife into bed.
I just hope that splitzy fegannite, Felicia Day, sees this!
Alice Cooper: Hollywood Vampire and golfing aficionado.
"Sorry Peyton, Poppa got the part."