Cashier number eight was whizzing right along.
"I'm a Holstein so my ancestors were German Moononites who settled this area in the late 1800s."
Stupid flies! Don’t you know it’s just a trick?
“Hey Charles!” he said. God, he sounded so much like Ned Ryerson, I started looking around for a deep puddle.
I see a lot of strange and wondrous things from the top of the tour bus,
"You're such an a$$hole, but you have really beautiful eyes"