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Hookers In Rhodes

by RhodesTer on December 1, 2009

I can’t tell you how much I love looking at my blog stats to see what search terms people use to arrive at The RhodesTer Chronicles..

Hookers In Rhodes

Good luck with that! Maybe try Google street view?

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Sex Engine Orgasm

by RhodesTer on August 11, 2008

I’m learning a lot about SEO (Sex Engine Orgasm). Mainly, that you want to put sex in there somewhere if you’d like to get a lot of hits to your blog.  They may not be meaningful hits, in that the people doing the hitting may not stay around and read your stuff, or click-thru on the ads you have posted and generate revenue for you.. but boy, do they come in droves if you just post something.. ANYTHING.. out there that hints at sex in the least little bit.

I’m basing this on my Google Analytics, which is telling me that a post I did a while back called “Sweet! Sexy! Iranian Hookers!” is STILL my most popular post, despite the fact that it’s not really about Iranian Hookers and it doesn’t have any dirty pictures, except for a pic of some alleged hookers allegedly standing around allegedly soliciting alleged sex (can’t be too careful these days).

It’s actually a real life story about these two Iranian girls I encountered at the hotel where I work, and how I thought they were hookers at first because of how they dressed, but they turned out to be just a couple of regular girls visiting Palm Springs who just happened to have trashy taste.

The cool thing about Google Analytics is it tells you how long visitors stay, along with where they come from and what their favorite colors are.  It also tells you what kind of cars they drive and there’s a WordPress plug-in where it’ll fetch information on what they had for lunch and order the same thing to be delivered to your door in 30 minutes or it’s free.

Turns out the visitors looking for actual Iranian Hookers don’t stay long. They read for a few seconds until they realize there’s no number given to actually ORDER a Sweet! Sexy! Iranian Hooker! and then they get into their Ford Ram trucks or Dodge Durangos to go have Pizza or Kentucky Fried Chicken.

But it’s still my most popular post.

This one will probably be my SECOND most popular in a week’s time..  I’ll let you know.

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Sweet! Sexy! Iranian Hookers!

June 3, 2008
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So not only are they NOT hookers, but they’re not IRANIAN hookers!

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