"I'm a Holstein so my ancestors were German Moononites who settled this area in the late 1800s."
Stupid flies! Don’t you know it’s just a trick?
This week, I'm married to a hurricane.
The one and only time I will ever tuck a drunken mob wife into bed.
I just hope that splitzy fegannite, Felicia Day, sees this!
We need more Gabriels in the world.