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We've returned 'Rhodester' to you. File all thanks or complaints with our high command.
Cashier number eight was whizzing right along.
"I'm a Holstein so my ancestors were German Moononites who settled this area in the late 1800s."
Stupid flies! Don’t you know it’s just a trick?
This week, I'm married to a hurricane.