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Affiliate Of The Week – Stupid Dot Com

by RhodesTer on April 19, 2010

Gag Gifts From

This is a brand new endeavor here at The RhodesTer Chronicles.

Now, we don’t want you to go thinking that RhodesTer needs money or anything, just because this is all affiliate advertising. The truth is, RhodesTer is selflessly looking out for YOU and YOUR best interests.

He just wants you to be happy.

So every week, starting today, he’s going to endeavor to show you things that will make you happy.

Like “Alien Golf Balls.”

And “Candy Animal Teeth.”

And even an “Exploding Toilet Seat.”


Next week it might be ladies lingerie, which will make both you AND RhodesTer happy. And the week after that, a full selection of electronic cigarettes that are guaranteed to kill you less faster than regular cigarettes, plus they look cooler, last longer and will possibly help you pick up chicks.

But this week it’s stupid gifts from our stupid friends at Stupid.Com

We know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking, “How appropriate for this blog.”


Sure, RhodesTer will make a little cashola on the side if you order something from these links. But chances are he’s going to turn right around and spend it on his very own set of alien golf balls or candy animal teeth.

So go ahead – be adventurous and order some “Butt Soap” for your mom – we dare you!

2 Carat Cup

Price: 14.99

To DON’T Note Pad

Price: 6.99

3D Drawing Pad

Price: 8.29

Sigmund Freud Watch

Price: 29.99

6-Pack Soda CANdy

Price: 2.59

Grow Your Own 6-Pack

Price: 6.95

8 Ball Keychain

Price: 2.50

Glow in the Dark Nail Polish

Price: 4.29

Accept the Fact that You’re Aging Spray

Price: 5.99

Soup Kitchen All-Access Pass

Price: 3.95

Devil Duckie

Price: 5.49

Gnarly Teeth — Phony Teeth Collection

Price: 5.99

Ass Kickin’ Hot Sauce Mini Set

Price: 8.59

Aggravation Keychain

Price: 3.50

Barrel of Monkeys Keychain

Price: 3.00

Candyland Game Keychain

Price: 3.29

Obie Key Chain

Price: 4.99

Operation Keychain

Price: 8.50

Pregnant Woman Keychain

Price: 4.99

Don’t Spill The Beans Keychain

Price: 3.29

Twister Keychain

Price: 3.29

Alien Golf Balls

Price: 11.29

Answer Me Buddha

Price: 19.79

American Hydrant Book

Price: 3.99

Candy Animal Teeth

Price: 1.99

The Anthem Ball

Price: 19.99

Car Antenna Friendz

Price: 8.50

Ant Candy — Made With Real ants

Price: 2.99

Ashes of Problem Employees Ceramic Urn

Price: 6.50

Quad Cam Camera

Price: 12.79

Gummi Army Guys

Price: 1.99

Van Gogh Art Kit

Price: 8.99

Arouzer Pill Squeeze Ball

Price: 4.99

Ass Blaster Hot Sauce

Price: 12.99

Atari Joystick Keychain

Price: 19.99

The MadHatter’s Hat

Price: 25.00

Kid’s White Rabbit Hat

Price: 20.00

Baa Humbug! – Pooping Sheep Candy

Price: 4.99

Bacon Gumballs

Price: 4.99

Bacon Tape

Price: 5.99

Bacon Watch

Price: 24.99

Bacon Strips Adhesive Bandages

Price: 4.95

Bad Movie Night: DVD with Candy

Price: 9.65

Bakugan Game Piece Keychain

Price: 3.99

Banana Costume (Size Adult)

Price: 38.99

Bang! Toilet Seat

Price: 2.99

Barbed Wire Toilet Paper

Price: 6.99

Blushing Bride Head Clinger

Price: 10.99

Baby Devil Duckies

Price: 5.79

Baby Doll Betty Costume

Price: 48.47

Bendable Keyboard

Price: 9.00

Beer Bottle Opener Ring – Pkg. of 2

Price: 5.99

Basketball Pencil Sharpener

Price: 2.99

Belly Bugs Candy – Yech!

Price: 1.99

Seriously Bad Baby Names Book

Price: 9.95

Flourescent Hair Spray – Blacklight Reactive

Price: 3.99

BoneChillers – Skull + Bones Ice Cube Tray

Price: 4.99

Backwards Watch

Price: 29.99

Biological Clock

Price: 16.29

Bug City

Price: 2.29

How To Get Into Debt Book

Price: 9.95

Big Daddy Driver – Weed Whacking Golf Glub

Price: 39.99

How To Have An Ill-Behaved Dog

Price: 10.99

How To Drive Like A Maniac Book

Price: 9.95

Blacklight Body Paint 6-Pack

Price: 17.50

TimeBeam Laser Time Pointer

Price: 7.99

Desktop Beach Set

Price: 11.99

Belching Beer Pager

Price: 18.99

Bacon & Eggs Bandages

Price: 4.99

How to Get Fat Book

Price: 9.95

Bacon Beans – Bacon Flavored Jelly Beans

Price: 5.99

Bacon Flavored Toothpicks

Price: 4.99

Mini Zen Water Fountain

Price: 4.00

Butt / Face Soap

Price: 4.95

Backgammon Keychain

Price: 5.99

World’s Biggest Underpants

Price: 14.99

Biohazard Toilet Paper

Price: 6.79

Basket Case Game

Price: 9.99

Checkers Keychain

Price: 3.29

Complete Manual of Things That Might Kill You

Price: 17.95

Mr. Potato Head Keychain

Price: 5.99

Quacking Duck Keychain

Price: 3.99

Barbie Keychains – Set of 2

Price: 8.99

Paper Shredder Scissors

Price: 9.99

Glow in the dark Finger Paint

Price: 13.99

Blacklight Hair Spray

Price: 4.99

Believe In God Instantly Spray

Price: 5.99

Bomb Bags

Price: 1.99

Horrified B-Movie Victims Set

Price: 11.99

Remote Control Bumper Cars

Price: 28.97

Mr. Mouthy Mouth

Price: 7.59

** Barack Obama Action Figure **

Price: 9.99

Talking Obama Dashboard Driver

Price: 17.99

Barack Obama Bobble Head Doll

Price: 17.99

Boo Boo Kisses Adhesive Bandages

Price: 4.99

3 Stooges Golf Sign

Price: 14.99

Gummi BooBoos

Price: 2.99

Bean Boozled – Disgusting Candy Game

Price: 2.99

Barack Obama Pocket Watch

Price: 15.99

Boxing Promoter Wig

Price: 11.99

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