"I'm a Holstein so my ancestors were German Moononites who settled this area in the late 1800s."
I’ve never personally been tested that way, but I sure hope that if I ever am, I can rise to the occasion.
Stupid flies! Don’t you know it’s just a trick?
In this case, 'weird' meant unique, interesting, and wonderfully strange.
"I, uh.. I don't work here," he stammered. "Um, I'm... IN the movie."
“Hey Charles!” he said. God, he sounded so much like Ned Ryerson, I started looking around for a deep puddle.