Alternate Universe Zac Efron Loves His Job At IN-N-OUT BURGER

by RhodesTer on September 2, 2009

in Humor/Satire

Zac Efron in an AUDI from rhodester.net

The Zac Efron from our dimension reportedly enjoys cruising through the nearest IN-N-OUT drive-thru in his spiffy Audi R8.

In the 54.53700 quadrant three times removed from ours, Arroyo Grande, California teen-ager Zac Efron “totally loves” his job at IN-N-OUT BURGER.

Efron graduated from Arroyo Grande High School much like our superstar version did here, the only difference being that the alternate universe Efron never acted in a high school play, and was thus never recommended to an agency by his drama teacher.

Mercifully unaware of his successful counterpart in our dimension, who was #92 on the Forbes Celebrity 100 list in 2008 and reportedly earned over five million dollars that year alone, the IN-N-OUT Efron is excited to have recently been promoted to shift lead.

“It’s cool!” Efron stated, taking a break from cleaning hamburger out of the patty press machine. “I have a whole crew under me now when Mr. Watkins isn’t here, and even then I’m the first one they turn to when a problem crops up. The experience will be invaluable, and someday I might own my own franchise if I can ever get a loan. Heck, if I do okay, maybe I’ll have two or three!”

Efron will have to be careful when it comes to distractions, having lately become somewhat enamored of general manager Watkin’s latest hire to work the drive-thru, a ravishing young brunette named Vanessa.

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1 Lorna September 2, 2009 at 8:13 am

In that ‘verse, I say Fie! to Z E.
.-= Lorna´s brilliant blustering.. Not from Martha Stewart… =-.

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2 RhodesTer September 2, 2009 at 10:56 am

HAHA!

huh?

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3 BEVERLY ANN CLARK October 28, 2009 at 1:42 pm

ZAC EFRON LOVE HAMBURGERS ALOT AND HE USE TO WORK FASTFOOD PLAEC’S BEFOR IN THE MOVIE OF SUMMERLAND HE IS A BEST ONE EVER TWO HAVE IN YOUR FASTFOOD.

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4 RhodesTer October 28, 2009 at 1:47 pm

Really? Cool.

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5 BEVERLY ANN CLARK October 28, 2009 at 1:45 pm

I LOVE HAMBUGER TWO JUST LIKE ZAC EFRON TWO.BEVERLY ANN CLARK

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6 RhodesTer October 28, 2009 at 1:47 pm

Really? Awesome.

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