THE PARKED CAR: Looking back on the week – 8/9/19


THIS IS A NEW THING.

As the new incarnation and format for my website takes shape, I will be looking back every Friday on events that have happened outside my sphere of existence, meaning in other countries and so on, but also how I managed to get through another week intact.

This weekly post is called “The Parked Car,” because of a quote from Evan Davis:

“Someday we’ll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.”

I remember first seeing that quote in Ashland, Oregon around 1995. We often visited a novelty store downtown that had a rack of buttons with various quotes on it. I bought that one because I thought it was darned funny but, since it was almost 25 years ago, the button has long since been lost.

The posting schedule for my new site and blog approach will now be as follows:

MONDAY: SF Vignettes, an observational look around the city of San Francisco. This approach gives me plenty of material, since I not only live in San Francisco, but I’m also a tour guide. I see a LOT of this place.

WEDNESDAY: Short-Stories/Serialized-Fiction. This is more of that wing flexing, since I haven’t written a whole lot of fiction, but I want to. I will occasionally get into a serial too, because what better way to ensure return traffic than with a good ol’ cliffhanger?

This past Wednesday I got started with “The Flying Cordoba,” which looks at the thoughts of a man who has just plunged over a cliff in his Chrysler Cordoba.

Friday: The Parked Car: Looking Back On The Week. Just as I said above, this is commentary on the events of the week.

All postings show a date of course but, with “The Parked Car,” I will have the date in the subject title because the material is contemporary and time-sensitive.

So with that, let’s get into the very first installment of “The Parked Car,” and of course, if you like it, but you’d rather have me come to you instead of you coming to me, you can always SUBSCRIBE by EMAIL, RSS or catch me on FACEBOOK and TWITTER.


I’ve traveled the world, ages ago courtesy of the US Navy, and not-so-many ages ago, having taken a trip to Europe with Mrs. Dave, visiting London, Paris and Edinburgh.

It’s been a long time and things have changed out there. In this new Friday series, I’ll have a few observations on world affairs and domestic too, since the United States is in a bit of turmoil and things need to be observed and talked about, so we’ll get to that in future posts.

But for this week I’m going to stick close to home, namely my front doorstep.

Mrs. Dave and I live in an apartment building in one of the sketchiest parts of the city, where the rent is cheap (by San Francisco standards), and there is a drug dealer on every corner.

Or, well… there used to be.

They busted them all yesterday, like, all at once. Hundreds of them, rounded up and carted away.

It started a couple of weeks ago, when I was headed down to our basement laundry room to do a load, and the elevator stopped to pick someone up. Two uniformed cops stepped aboard in the company of a plainclothes copper.

We simply exchanged nods and greetings, then they got off at the lobby, and I continued down to the laundry room.

After getting the clothes underway in a washer, I stepped onto the elevator to go back up, and it stopped at the lobby again, to pick up the plainclothes fellow.

He was dressed in jeans and a T-shirt, with no discernable badge or weapon showing, but I just knew he was a police officer because I’ve been around and I’m pretty good at sizing things up like that. Granted, I may not have come to that conclusion so readily if he hadn’t gone down with two uniformed buddies 15 minutes earlier, but he just kind of carried himself like a cop.

He had a couple of boxes with him this time, so I asked if he needed help with them. He politely declined, assuring me he could handle it.

Then I asked him if he was just now moving in, and I got a bouncy, roundabout answer that seemed to indicate that he might be, but he left it open. We arrived on his floor and he stepped out, precariously balancing his two cardboard boxes.

I don’t remember what his answer was, specifically, but I remember it didn’t make a lot of sense and frankly, it seemed evasive.

Two days later, I was headed up to the apartment on the elevator with Mrs. Dave, and he stepped in right behind us. I said hi to him again, he smiled and returned the greeting, so I said, “Well, if you’re going to be a new neighbor, I might as well introduce myself, I’m Dave and this is my wife, Dorian.”

He told us his name – which I’m not going to use here, so I’ll call him Frank – and then Dorian innocently said, “You’re moving in?”

We were seconds from arriving at his floor, so he filled his answer with some non-sequitur mumblings, and then, just before he stepped off, I said, “…and you’re a cop, right? Nice to have a cop for a neighbor!”

He smiled and laughed and didn’t say he was a cop, but he didn’t deny it either as he stepped into the hall as the elevator doors shut on him, and we rode the rest of the way up to our floor.

The following day I was in the breakroom at work, chatting with a co-worker whose name I will also change, so let’s call this guy Frank #2, because the whole point of me telling him about Frank from the elevator is that they both looked almost exactly alike, and the encounters in the elevator were a little weird.

I told Frank #2 that I still didn’t know if the original Frank was a cop, because I couldn’t get a straight answer. He listened intently and then asked me a few details about the encounters.

After I filled in some blanks, he looked very thoughtful for a second, and then he said, “Yep, he’s a cop.”

I said, “Well, that’s what I thought too, but how can you be sure?”

That’s when Frank #2 opened my eyes. “He’s not only a cop, he’s doing drug dealer surveillance.”

ME: “Um, what?”

Frank #2 explained that he used to work as a security guy in partnership with the Tenderloin station of the San Francisco Police Department, and he’d learned quite a bit about police operations during that time.

Also, “Tenderloin” is the neighborhood I live in, and yes, it’s named after a popular cut of meat. That’s a tour guide story for another time.

Today, the Tenderloin is a type of ‘hood that cities call a “containment zone,” meaning that things which wouldn’t be tolerated on the sidewalks of other, ritzier neighborhoods, are tolerated here.

Things such has homeless people camping in tents in front of buildings, drug dealers, and their victims shooting up right there on the street in front of everyone.

Frank #2 said that the original Frank probably sits up in the apartment during his “shift” and videos the drug trafficking to build a case against all those guys dealing on the street.

He asked me if the apartment was above the third floor, and yes, it is. Is it a corner unit with a bay window, with a great view of both intersections at either end of the block? I told him I hadn’t actually been in the apartment, but I’d imagine there’d be a good view of the street like that, sure.

“Okay then, that cinches it because that’s what they like,” he said.

“Who?” I asked. I wasn’t catching on as fast as he’d hoped.

“The San Francisco PD, they’ll use an apartment like that for surveillance when there’s a big bust coming.”

“So, you think a big bust is coming?”

“Probably, within the next week or two.”

I saw the original Frank only once after Frank #2 had run all of this by me, he was coming into the building and headed toward the elevator, but seeing that he’d be riding up with me, he instead took a sharp right turn and dashed up the stairs.

I told Frank #2 about this the next day at work, and he said, “Yep, he didn’t want to ride up with you and have you ask more questions. You’ve ‘made’ him so far, but not the surveillance part, or so he thinks, but in his mind he’s better off not talking to you.”

I asked him if he thought our building manager, Gus, knew about him.

“Well, more likely ‘them,’ because they’re doing shifts, and no, he probably just thinks someone rented that apartment. They wouldn’t have him in the loop because they don’t know if he might be connected, and drop a tip on any of the dealers regarding it.”

“But he hates the drug dealers, we all do!”

“Maybe so, but they can’t take that chance. Gus thinks they rented an apartment to a guy who only has three or four friends, who visit him a whole lot, which leads to one more question, does Gus live in the building himself?”

“No, he’s only here until 4pm weekdays.”

“There you go, the perfect apartment building for the PD to set up an operation.”

I told Frank #2 that I was thinking maybe the next time I saw the original Frank strolling through the lobby, I’d say something like, “Hey Frank, how’s the surveillance game?”

He said, “Oh please, NO, don’t! You’ll just be fooling around, but they might pull him off the operation and the fact that anyone had figured out what they’re doing might be enough for them to shut it down and move out of there.”

Yesterday, I was very glad I hadn’t said anything to the original Frank. The biggest drug dealer bust in years went down in our little ‘hood, with 17 assorted agencies involved. They were literally everywhere yesterday, fanning out in droves, slapping cuffs on all the bad guys and a few homeless people too.

They said they wouldn’t be targeting any homeless or addicts because they were going up the chain from the street dealers to the head honchos, but sometimes people living on the street will hold drugs for a dealer in exchange for ‘favors’ later. Those are probably the ones arrested.

Being my day off, I only stepped out once today, to run an errand at the Walgreens four blocks away. Not a single drug dealer in sight, over 24-hours later. I’d usually walk by at least 10 of them while doing that errand.

I know (well, I hope) this drug dealer thing is something you can’t relate to where you live, but here it’s been very common. Thanks to the original Frank and his coworkers, who don’t know I know about them, the streets are safer tonight.

However, I’m a realist, and I know they will eventually be back. Maybe not as many, and maybe not the original ones, but there’s still a market here and users know this is the place to buy.

For now, I’m just going to enjoy the respite from “Hey buddy, pssst, you want some, I got some!” as I walk to and from the bus stop.

Have a wonderous weekend, pals! See you on MONDAY.


4 thoughts on “THE PARKED CAR: Looking back on the week – 8/9/19

    1. I’m very glad to hear that, but just so you know, we don’t have any ushers around this place so could you be sure and take your popcorn container and soda cups with you when you’re done? Thank you very much 🙂

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  1. Evelyn BA

    I really enjoyed your SF Friday “The Parked Car” story, Dave! A police story from an interested bystander point of view and with just that touch of reality creepiness. Excellent! Thank you!

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