"You're such an a$$hole, but you have really beautiful eyes"
The one and only time I will ever tuck a drunken mob wife into bed.
I hope you can read this prose despite the blood smears that my hand creates.
I just hope that splitzy fegannite, Felicia Day, sees this!
We need more Gabriels in the world.
"Yeah dawg, yo ready fo me to pop a fresh cap in dat fresh smart-ass of yours, foo?