coffeesister – “While you were at work I talked to my mom.. she said that I am her truth.”
Me – “She said what?”
coffeesister – “She said I’m her truth.”
Me – “Oh.. uh, cool!”
coffeesister – “..and she also said to tell you HEY.”
Me – “You get to be TRUTH, and all I get is HEY?”
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That… that right there is one sad commentary. Don’t tell me if you made it up or not. If you didn’t that would be depressing for the reason you mentioned. If you did then you’re a better horror writer than I am.
I know you said not to tell you, but – I didn’t make it up.
Seriously, dude!
It is sad what people will base their vote on. The ignorance that abounds in this country is downright frightening.
Leann, unfortunately I’ve heard similar conversations among over-30s, so you’re right.
This is very prejudice against young people, especially since there are older voters who won’t be voting for Obama simply because he is black. There are still people alive today that grew up in an era where racism was an institutionalized part of life. If we raise the minimum voter age to 30, perhaps we should also establish a maximum voter age of 65 (and a corresponding limit on the age of a presidential candidate). However, none of these suggested limitations are fair because stupidity is not limited to any age group.
Boy, Dude, did you ever hit THAT nail on the head.. OUCH! YIKES! JEEPERS!!!
Oh god please don’t tell me you really heard that, in California. I mean, it’s not Oklahoma for christsakes. Ugh.
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You’re brilliant. Brilliant and funny. Brilliant and funny and sensitive. Brilliant and funny and sensitive and uxorious.
Oh YEAH? Well, DEFINE uxorious!
I was only 24 when I went political-activist on your ass.
That you were, Jordan, and that you did.
I think that the voting age should be between 39 years, 5 months and 3 days … AAAANNNDD … 43 years on the DOT. There’s just too damned little randomness in a democracy.
I also think that everyone should change their underwear every half hour. Underwear should be worn on the outside so we can check.
I’m Darrell and I approved this message. And I’m from Virginia, not godamned Oklahoma. Ya know?