satire

I Was RAISED

by David Rhodes on January 17, 2012

in Humor

This was recently posted to Facebook. Let it be a lesson to you all!

I was RAISED; I didn’t just grow up. I was taught to speak when I enter a room, say please & thank you, to have respect for my elders, lend a helping hand to those in need, hold the door for the person behind me, say excuse me when it’s needed, & to love people for who they are, not for what you can get from them! I was also taught to treat people the way I want to be treated! If you were raised this way too, re-post this. sadly, many won’t because they weren’t, and it shows.

What we can take from this..

1. If you weren’t RAISED properly, well then, HOW DARE YOU! What do you mean, you had an “alcoholic father” and your mother died of cancer when you were eight? EXCUSES!

So what if you went into the system and bounced from one abusive foster home to another? You should just automatically know how to be polite and hold doors open and not take advantage of anyone. *WAGS FINGER AT YOU*

2. If you saw this posted on YOUR Facebook wall and.. *GASP*.. you did NOT repost it, well then sir or ma’am, YOU WERE NOT RAISED and therefore are a miscreant! *SHUNS YOU*

If you were RAISED, then share this post on Facebook, Twitter, Google Plus, StumbleUpon, Reddit, Digg, MySpace, LinkedIn, HackerNews, MSN Reporter, BlinkList, Sphinn, Posterous and Tumblr.

If you don’t, well then that’s just sad, because you weren’t, and we were, and you aren’t, so there.

Heathen.

 

 

 

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