Answering Myspace memes

To help you to get to know me better, I’ve decided to answer one of those myspace questionnaire things.  I passionately hate these, so I hope you appreciate the sacrifice I’m making.  I’m a little nauseous and my head is spinning.

1. Introduce yourself.
–My name is Dave, aka “Rhodester”, aka “Hey buddy, that sort of thing isn’t allowed here, I’m calling the cops.”

2. It’s Thursday at noon, where are you usually?
–You mean where am I at noon on Thursdays, or usually?  Or usually at noon on Thursdays?  Are you a Fed?

3. Who are the last four people to send you a text message?
–Texting would be a violation of my parole conditions.. oh, okay.. Bruno, Spaz, Frederico and Scar.

4. What brand of shampoo is in your shower right now?
–HAHA!  Shower?  HAHA!

5. Honestly, if you could have ANYONE, who would it be?
–I CAN have anyone.. that’s why I have Dorian, aka “coffeesister,” aka “Hey lady, that sort of thing isn’t allowed here, I’m calling the cops.”

6. What are you listening to right now?
–The neighbors bickering over what channel to watch.. HE wants MTV and SHE wants VH1.. oops, gunshot!  She just killed him!  OMYGOD!!!

7. Do you watch MTV?
–not now.

8. How do you feel about your hair?
–I miss it.  What’s left is lonely.

9. What’s something that made you laugh this week?
–That HUGE dose of nitrous oxide.

10. Is there anybody that likes you?
-I’ve often wondered that.

11. Do you like them back?
–I will if they ever make themselves known and stop leaving those silly notes wedged into my locker vent.

12. What time do you get up for school on a morning?
–6:45, which is just enough time to get to the bench across from the playground and have a good amount of viewing before the patrol car comes by at 8.

13. What movie is in your DVD player?
–I can’t get a movie in there because of all the gum, cat hair and pizza.

14. Last two numbers in your phone number?
–My entire number is 760-573-2134.  My social security number is 543-34-3592 and my account number for my checking at Bank Of America is 10034-577399-65-63396.  My Mother’s maiden name is Fredrickson.  I once shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

16. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
–Come and find out.. you have my number.

17. Do you like roller coasters?
–I like watching other people ride them while I sit at the hot dog stand and listen to the music.

21. When’s the next time you’ll kiss someone of the opposite sex?
–Friday.

28. What are your plans for Friday?
–kiss someone of the opposite sex.

29. What is the dumbest thing you have ever done with your cellphone?
–Called 911 to order a pizza.  Those guys can’t take a joke.  And for the record, I HATE community service. I have 23 hours to go and it sucks.

36. Have you ever sat all the way through Gone With the Wind?
–I like standing during it and shouting out all the lines until the ushers throw me out, which is usually within the first ten minutes, so it’s a win/win.

37. When was the last time you were up all night?
–I’m always up all night.  That’s the best time to go unseen, and I can’t be out in the sun anyway, so I might as well sleep in my casket during the day.

39. Where is your favorite place?
–Behind the coke machine at the bottom of the stairs.

40. Do you ever think about the price of gasoline?
– Constantly.  Who doesn’t?  That, and the price of freedom  *sniff*

41. Do you sleep with a fan on?
–I sleep with my fans, if that’s what you mean.  Well, the pretty young ones who bribe security and wait at the stage door.

42. What is the best thing about winter?
-I live in Palm Springs, California.. what’s this “winter” you speak of?

(update – I now live in San Francisco, where we get winter all year long. YAY!)

43. How often do you hold back from saying what you are thinking?
–NEVER!  See this scar?  And THIS one?  Trophies of free speech, my friend!

44. How many states have you been to?
–I’m in a constant state of disillusionment.

45. Are you currently planning a trip?
–I’m always planning a trip.  I just never go.  Someday I will, and boy, will they be glad to see me!

48. Have you ever googled your name and found somebody?
–No, but thanks for the suggestion.

49. Who’s your number one on your top friends?
–”ASHLEY”.  She just sent me a friend request yesterday!  She’s new on myspace and borrowing her friend’s account.  She wants me to check out her pics HERE and maybe we can “hook up for a good time”.

52. Why are they number one?
–Because I wrote to Marissa, Samantha, Heather and the 4,592 other friends I added and they didn’t write me back, but maybe Ashley will.

53. What makes you feel like you are young again?
–Vomiting Budweiser into a bush in the apartment parking lot.

52. Do you ever type “kik” instead of “lol”?
–kik!

53. Do you know how to play chess?
–I once knew a guy in Ashland, Oregon whose name was “Chessley”.  No, seriously!

54. What’s on your mind right now?
–Thank GOD there’s only one fucking question LEFT.

55. Do you want to take something back that you did in the last week?
–I kind of regret using a credit card at the motel, because I just KNOW they’re going to track me and then the jig will be up.

Thanks to JESSICA for inspiration.  But please don’t tell her about it.