Stupid flies! Don’t you know it’s just a trick?
HELP WANTED: OYSTER PIRATE. Must be familiar with rough seas and rougher women.
"CockAPoo" is an old Indian word for "happy little ball of fluff," which exactly summed up the entire being of this tiny dog.
Thank you, Bryan Carnett, you impish orangutan. You were my first true friend.
Last year I had a medium on my bus tour. She told me things.
I was asked to read a poem by my friend, Peace, at his memorial service. This is it.