"I, uh.. I don't work here," he stammered. "Um, I'm... IN the movie."
“Hey Charles!” he said. God, he sounded so much like Ned Ryerson, I started looking around for a deep puddle.
"Sorry Peyton, Poppa got the part."
"I'd like to thank the Academy for this wonderful flashlight..."
Dating a high-profile sports celebrity isn't all that, frankly.
"That's not a skateboard... now THAT'S A SKATEBOARD!"