Christina Ricci

Why Is It..

by David Rhodes on November 14, 2011

in Humor,Videos

…that “7 Minutes in Heaven” is always an average of four minutes long? And in this case with Christina Ricci, three minutes and forty four seconds? And why is the number four spelled with a “u” but the number 47 has no “u” in the four? And why does Christina Ricci snort when she laughs? Does she know that’s adorable?

For the record, we here at The Rhodester Chronicles firmly believe that three and a half minutes in a closet with Christina Ricci isn’t nearly long enough, and seven isn’t either.

Regardless of the snort factor.

We could go an hour or more.

And just so we here at The Rhodester Chronicles don’t come across as total creepers, or a total creeper because come on, you all know it’s really just me, Dave, here is a bonus episode with Jack McBrayer that’s pretty funny because of the squeaky laugh and those gleaming white teeth. This one is four minutes and seventeen seconds.

They are never seven minutes long. What’s up with that?

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