Sadistic serial killers take note, reportedly Avril Lavigne has launched a new fragrance here in the USA that she aptly describes as, “me in a bottle.”
She calls it “Black Star“, and although they had the launch party in the UK at Oxford Circus way back in the spring, we here in the states finally get to have our fantasies fulfilled when it comes to chopping Avril Lavigne up into tiny little pieces and stuffing those pieces into a small glass jar.
Reportedly, the smell is not unlike “pink hibiscus mixed with black plum and dark chocolate“, which makes us kind of tingly all over and very, very anxious to run right out to our local Target to snag our very own bottle of Punk Princess.
Hey, hey, you, you, I don’t like your perfume
No way, no way, I think you need a new one
Hey, hey, you, you, I could be your perfume
Hey, hey, you, you, I know that you like me
No way, no way, you know it’s not a secret
Hey, hey, you, you, I want to be your perfume
You’re so fine, I want you mine, you’re so delicious
I think about you all the time, you’re so addictive
Don’t you know what I can do to make you feel alright?
chop, chop, CHOP
Don’t pretend, I think you know I’m precious
And so yeah, I’m a perfume princess
I can tell you like me too and you know I’m right
I’m right, I’m right, I’m right
She’s like so whatever
You could do so much better
I think we should get together now
So splash me on your neck, dammit!
Hey, hey, you, you, I don’t like your perfume
No way, no way, I think you need a new one
Hey, hey, you, you, I could be your perfume
Hey, hey, you, you, I know that you like me
No way, no way, you know it’s not a secret
Hey, hey, you, you, I want to be your perfume
Perfume, perfume, peeeerrfuuuumeeee…. (end)
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