Affiliates

We here at The RhodesTer Chronicles are anything but prudes.

We recognize that some people like to wear panties while others like to watch those people wearing panties, and some like to wear panties when they normally don’t, like under their trousers while they blog and stuff, but we’re not here to talk about Rhodester.

Or James Chartand of Men With Pens.

We’re here today to talk about PANTIES.COM, because  we all know that panties are important. Ask anyone and they will tell you..

PANTIES.COM is an outfit that sells not only panties but sexy lingerie too. They would have called themselves  PANTIESANDSEXYLINGERIETOO.COM but that’s a ridiculously long URL.

Possibly eight inches or even more.

So it’s best to just stick it with stick with PANTIES.COM because the truth is, all you need to do is say the word “panties” and you’re going to get visitors to your site, then they’ll find all the other stuff when they get there.

We once titled a post “Sweet! Sexy! Iranian Hookers!” because it was about these two middle-eastern girls staying at a hotel where we used to work who just happened to look like hookers, and it’s still the most highly trafficked post here at The RhodesTer Chronicles.

We didn’t say it’s the most highly read. That’s because no one actually stays around long enough to read it once they realize there are no Iranian hookers or even pictures of Iranian hookers.

But at PANTIES.COM there are plenty of panties, and pictures of panties, and pictures of Sweet! Sexy! Women of ALL ethnicities! wearing those panties.

Look..

See? The second girl from the left is not.. we repeat, IS NOT.. a blonde!

PANTIES.COM even offers up a PANTY OF THE MONTH. Look..

See? It’s not only the gift that touches her when you can’t, it’s also the gift that gets by her bodyguards when you can’t. Now stalking doesn’t need to be a one-time affair, you can do it monthly!

You’re welcome, Megan Fox.

Megan Fox flips off Rhodester

So we’re all a’twitter about offering up PANTIES.COM as an affiliate of the week, because we recently found out from Alexa that the majority of The RhodesTer Chronicles readers are women aged 35-44 who are highly educated and have kids.

Look..

See? So we’re anxious to get some quality panties into the hands of those women and, if they’ll let us, watch as they model them for us.

While we’re doing that, you can watch this video to see what PANTIES.COM can do for you.. (note – we realize it says “Valentine’s Sale, but Valentine’s Day of 2011 isn’t really that far off when you think about it)

Did you watch it? Good.

Because now you know that if you purchase panties and/or sexy lingerie from PANTIES.COM you will look like you just stepped off the pages of Playboy, and Marines coming home wearing full dress uniforms will bring you chocolates and carry you off to the bedroom for a night of wild, passionate love-making.

Don’t worry, we won’t tell your husband and kids.

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