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“Snobnorati”

by RhodesTer on January 8, 2010

David,

Thank you for submitting your application to Technorati Media. Your application was reviewed by our staff for potential inclusion in our advertising network. Unfortunately, we are unable to approve The RhodesTer Chronicles because we do not believe it is a good fit for our network at this time.

Tips for Acceptance:

- Focus on the quality and the content of your website. Technorati Media is looking for original blogs or social media sites with content that is updated regularly.

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- Build a dedicated audience. It is important for any website to build a strong daily following of visitors that can attract advertisers.

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- Invest in your website’s technology. Technorati Media is looking for sites that have a dedicated domain name and are not under construction. We also prefer sites that hosted on their own and are not part of a network of sites (Blogger, etc)

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- Currently we are only accepting sites that are written in English. This may change in the future, but at this time it is a requirement.

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Thank you for considering us.

Best Regards,
Technorati Media

RhodesTer’s note – Google rank – 4/10, Alexa – 524,687..
plus all requirements listed above,
so what’s the problem again?

How about if I just send you guys a hooker?

Hooker for Technorati

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I’m Just Not Gay Enough

by RhodesTer on July 28, 2009

The Saturdays Just Can't Get Enough - could my husband be gay?

I’m thinking that if he watches this video repeatedly,
then no.  But YOU, on the other hand..

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The Skating Babies & Me

July 10, 2009

You’ve probably seen it. That’s the way viral videos are. But if you haven’t seen it, you need to.
I got up today feeling very down. I felt depressed and useless. I know it’s all an illusion, but so are the skating babies, who lifted me out of my doldrums and made me laugh. This is [...]

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23 Squidoo! and monetize, too!

December 19, 2008

I know how much you like coming to this blog, and I thank you for that.
Do you have one of your own? Yeah?
Well, uh.. do you want another one?
Okay, look.. if you have one already, then maybe it’s time to do what I did and branch out a bit.
Or maybe you don’t have your own [...]

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MONEY.. it’s a gas..

October 24, 2008

I received an email the other day wherein someone offered to pay me if they could advertise on this blog.
I’m a little verklempt!

I was going to wait on advertising until I have about 1000 visitors a day, or until dooce.com tells all of her readers to come here instead of there, whichever comes first.  But [...]

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