Living in San Francisco, we have to admit that there are times when we don’t feel very safe walking the streets at night, especially in certain neighborhoods.
This is why we here at Rhodester Dot Net are tempted to order the Smith & Wesson Military and Police Tactical Pen.
Check out this badass MOFO!
As far as we’re concerned this pen has a multitude of possible uses, because when we’re out and about we meet all kinds of interesting people and when we do, we often find that we want to do one of two things..
A. Take down their phone number so we can call them later..
OR..
B. Stab them in the eye and run like hell.
This pen is also a great BACK-TO-SCHOOL gift idea because your girlfriend, daughter, niece or sexy young cousin can now safely diddle in her diary under her favorite campus tree during the evening while armed to the teeth against potential rapists and thugs!
We have to admit that we weren’t entirely sure about this product though, until we saw this review from a happy customer at the pen’s Amazon page..
“It comes in handy for an old guy not in the greatest shape, especially with so many of these young jitterbugs around who don’t respect nothing. What makes this useful is that you don’t have to use a full force thrust 3/4 will do just fine and keep you from punching yourself out quick. Its something you hope to not really have to use but nice to have if you do. If you do have to use go for it fast and don’t stop.. it is better to give than receive !”
We know exactly what he’s talking about when it comes to these “young jitterbugs!” They tend to come up to us brandishing weapons while demanding our wallets, so we’re going to feel much safer henceforth after we order the Smith & Wesson Military and Police Tactical Pen.
Never let it be said that we here at Rhodester Dot Net don’t support the constitutional right of all Americans to keep and bear pens.
