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		<title>By: Dirty Laundry Diva &#187; Hey Entrecard user, Don&#8217;t drop and run!!</title>
		<link>http://rhodester.net/sex-engine-orgasm/comment-page-1#comment-1774</link>
		<dc:creator>Dirty Laundry Diva &#187; Hey Entrecard user, Don&#8217;t drop and run!!</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 31 Aug 2008 17:03:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] in your posts just to get lots of viewers huh RhodesTer? He just wrote a post you should read about Sex Engine Orgasm that describes how using the word sex can bring you lots of high bounce rate [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] in your posts just to get lots of viewers huh RhodesTer? He just wrote a post you should read about Sex Engine Orgasm that describes how using the word sex can bring you lots of high bounce rate [...]</p>
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		<title>By: RhodesTer</title>
		<link>http://rhodester.net/sex-engine-orgasm/comment-page-1#comment-1704</link>
		<dc:creator>RhodesTer</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Aug 2008 04:57:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Why ARE French women mean, Nadine?  Especially Fifi!  She borrowed some brie and never gave it back!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Why ARE French women mean, Nadine?  Especially Fifi!  She borrowed some brie and never gave it back!</p>
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		<title>By: Nadine Touzet</title>
		<link>http://rhodester.net/sex-engine-orgasm/comment-page-1#comment-1703</link>
		<dc:creator>Nadine Touzet</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Aug 2008 20:54:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I once wrote a post entitled &#039;What does it mean to be a French woman?&#039; in which I was seriously questioning cultural stereotypes. This post still gets lots of hits, via google searches like: &#039;French women, what are they like?&#039; or my favorite (seen it &#039;several times):&#039;Why are French women mean?&#039;
LOL</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I once wrote a post entitled &#8216;What does it mean to be a French woman?&#8217; in which I was seriously questioning cultural stereotypes. This post still gets lots of hits, via google searches like: &#8216;French women, what are they like?&#8217; or my favorite (seen it &#8217;several times):&#8217;Why are French women mean?&#8217;<br />
LOL</p>
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		<title>By: RhodesTer</title>
		<link>http://rhodester.net/sex-engine-orgasm/comment-page-1#comment-1698</link>
		<dc:creator>RhodesTer</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Aug 2008 09:10:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m SEX not SEX  sure SEX I SEX agree SEX with SEX you SEX Melissa.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m SEX not SEX  sure SEX I SEX agree SEX with SEX you SEX Melissa.</p>
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		<title>By: Melissa Donovan</title>
		<link>http://rhodester.net/sex-engine-orgasm/comment-page-1#comment-1697</link>
		<dc:creator>Melissa Donovan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Aug 2008 08:27:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This is hilarious. I don&#039;t think it hurts one bit to sex up our blogs a little. After all, there&#039;s a reason why the word sex gets so much traffic...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is hilarious. I don&#8217;t think it hurts one bit to sex up our blogs a little. After all, there&#8217;s a reason why the word sex gets so much traffic&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: How to be a Superhero &#124; Words For Hire</title>
		<link>http://rhodester.net/sex-engine-orgasm/comment-page-1#comment-1693</link>
		<dc:creator>How to be a Superhero &#124; Words For Hire</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Aug 2008 14:56:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] go, the comments expand the topic and provide additional insight (or laughter!). RhodesTer wrote a tongue in cheek post (Warning, there is a graphic image at the top) about driving blog traffic and the subject matter [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] go, the comments expand the topic and provide additional insight (or laughter!). RhodesTer wrote a tongue in cheek post (Warning, there is a graphic image at the top) about driving blog traffic and the subject matter [...]</p>
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		<title>By: RhodesTer</title>
		<link>http://rhodester.net/sex-engine-orgasm/comment-page-1#comment-1690</link>
		<dc:creator>RhodesTer</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Aug 2008 02:32:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>JC, you should meet my friend Chris, &quot;The Hollywood Superman&quot;.. I think I still have his phone number.. he&#039;d make a good interview subject.  He&#039;s referenced &lt;a href=&quot;http://rhodester.net/hollywood-week-scene-five-life-in-hollywood&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;HERE&lt;/a&gt;, but don&#039;t tell him what I said, for obvious reasons.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>JC, you should meet my friend Chris, &#8220;The Hollywood Superman&#8221;.. I think I still have his phone number.. he&#8217;d make a good interview subject.  He&#8217;s referenced <a href="http://rhodester.net/hollywood-week-scene-five-life-in-hollywood" rel="nofollow">HERE</a>, but don&#8217;t tell him what I said, for obvious reasons.</p>
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		<title>By: Kimota</title>
		<link>http://rhodester.net/sex-engine-orgasm/comment-page-1#comment-1689</link>
		<dc:creator>Kimota</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Aug 2008 02:23:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Snigger, I know! Gave me hours of entertainment that one.  I get a few clicks every day from Google from people asking how to become like Spider-Man or how to fight crime. I&#039;m not kidding. They&#039;re not asking &#039;what was Spider-Man&#039;s origin story&quot;, which I could understand, but &quot;How to...&quot;

It is so tempting to come up with some other posts to really mine this topic... ;-)

&quot;How to sew a super-hero costume in lycra on a budget?&quot;
&quot;How to leap off tall buildings without death!&quot;
&quot;How to get arrested as a fetish-suit wearing vigilante loitering outside banks.&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Snigger, I know! Gave me hours of entertainment that one.  I get a few clicks every day from Google from people asking how to become like Spider-Man or how to fight crime. I&#8217;m not kidding. They&#8217;re not asking &#8216;what was Spider-Man&#8217;s origin story&#8221;, which I could understand, but &#8220;How to&#8230;&#8221;</p>
<p>It is so tempting to come up with some other posts to really mine this topic&#8230; <img src='http://rhodester.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>&#8220;How to sew a super-hero costume in lycra on a budget?&#8221;<br />
&#8220;How to leap off tall buildings without death!&#8221;<br />
&#8220;How to get arrested as a fetish-suit wearing vigilante loitering outside banks.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Karen Swim</title>
		<link>http://rhodester.net/sex-engine-orgasm/comment-page-1#comment-1688</link>
		<dc:creator>Karen Swim</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Aug 2008 02:16:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>JC, Ha! Are you kidding, of course! Leaping buildings, flying, stopping time, not to mention that all female superheroes wear kick butt boots. I happen to love boots! I&#039;ve been known to blog about boots and Wonder Woman. In fact, you&#039;ve now inspired a super hero post, so thanks! ;-)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>JC, Ha! Are you kidding, of course! Leaping buildings, flying, stopping time, not to mention that all female superheroes wear kick butt boots. I happen to love boots! I&#8217;ve been known to blog about boots and Wonder Woman. In fact, you&#8217;ve now inspired a super hero post, so thanks! <img src='http://rhodester.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: RhodesTer</title>
		<link>http://rhodester.net/sex-engine-orgasm/comment-page-1#comment-1687</link>
		<dc:creator>RhodesTer</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Aug 2008 02:07:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Kimota (aka JC) - Wow, that commenter would HATE my blog, since I pretty much do nothing BUT poke fun and seldom if ever give real advice.

Karen (aka foxy lady) - You&#039;ve never wanted to be a super hero?  I&#039;d like to be made of invisible gum, so I could stretch but not be seen.. and taste good too.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Kimota (aka JC) &#8211; Wow, that commenter would HATE my blog, since I pretty much do nothing BUT poke fun and seldom if ever give real advice.</p>
<p>Karen (aka foxy lady) &#8211; You&#8217;ve never wanted to be a super hero?  I&#8217;d like to be made of invisible gum, so I could stretch but not be seen.. and taste good too.</p>
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		<title>By: Karen Swim</title>
		<link>http://rhodester.net/sex-engine-orgasm/comment-page-1#comment-1686</link>
		<dc:creator>Karen Swim</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Aug 2008 01:56:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I was shutting down for the night when I spotted Kimota&#039;s comment in my email. I read and after laughing hysterically I had to come back and comment. I can barely stop laughing to type...people really want to know how to become a super hero? ROFL!  And the perverts and stupid people sent me over the edge. Thanks for the end of the night laugh. OMG...yea, you really can be a superhero. ROFL!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I was shutting down for the night when I spotted Kimota&#8217;s comment in my email. I read and after laughing hysterically I had to come back and comment. I can barely stop laughing to type&#8230;people really want to know how to become a super hero? ROFL!  And the perverts and stupid people sent me over the edge. Thanks for the end of the night laugh. OMG&#8230;yea, you really can be a superhero. ROFL!!!</p>
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		<title>By: Kimota</title>
		<link>http://rhodester.net/sex-engine-orgasm/comment-page-1#comment-1685</link>
		<dc:creator>Kimota</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Aug 2008 01:44:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Wow, that was... unexpected. Artichokes and Entrecard. Hmmm.

Yup, Entrecard is great for discovering new blogs (hence yours) while also boosting that high-bounce traffic as well as people flick through to drop and go.

As for Kimota, it&#039;s the magic word uttered by Mike Moran to transform him into Miracle Man. You are right that the &#039;sex traffic&#039; and even the &#039;I want to learn how to be a superhero&#039; traffic are almost always disappointed by what they find, meaning conversions (getting them to stick around or subscribe) are terribly low. It has produced some interesting comments though as one reader complained (with expletives, so it didn&#039;t get published) my superhero article was stupid because it was poking fun and didn&#039;t give him any real advice.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow, that was&#8230; unexpected. Artichokes and Entrecard. Hmmm.</p>
<p>Yup, Entrecard is great for discovering new blogs (hence yours) while also boosting that high-bounce traffic as well as people flick through to drop and go.</p>
<p>As for Kimota, it&#8217;s the magic word uttered by Mike Moran to transform him into Miracle Man. You are right that the &#8217;sex traffic&#8217; and even the &#8216;I want to learn how to be a superhero&#8217; traffic are almost always disappointed by what they find, meaning conversions (getting them to stick around or subscribe) are terribly low. It has produced some interesting comments though as one reader complained (with expletives, so it didn&#8217;t get published) my superhero article was stupid because it was poking fun and didn&#8217;t give him any real advice.</p>
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		<title>By: RhodesTer</title>
		<link>http://rhodester.net/sex-engine-orgasm/comment-page-1#comment-1684</link>
		<dc:creator>RhodesTer</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Aug 2008 01:15:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Kimota</title>
		<link>http://rhodester.net/sex-engine-orgasm/comment-page-1#comment-1683</link>
		<dc:creator>Kimota</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Aug 2008 01:06:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Sad as it may seem, this is really true and works whether you intend it to or not. One of the most popular posts on my blog is still &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.jonathancrossfield.com/blog/2008/03/sex-blogs-and-screenwriting.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Sex, Blogs and Screenwriting&lt;/a&gt;. It&#039;s about Diablo Cody&#039;s rise to Holywood stardom and how she used sex to build a poular blog name that opened doors for her. Ironically, in talking about Diablo, I end up with a post using sex to boost my blog in much the same way.

Even sadder, currently the number one post on my blog is &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.jonathancrossfield.com/blog/2008/05/how-to-become-a-superhero.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;How to Become a Superhero&lt;/a&gt;. It receives more search engine traffic than anything else, from people seriously searching using the phrase &#039;how to become a superhero&#039; or variants thereof.  So I don&#039;t only have perverts, I have stupid people.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sad as it may seem, this is really true and works whether you intend it to or not. One of the most popular posts on my blog is still <a href="http://www.jonathancrossfield.com/blog/2008/03/sex-blogs-and-screenwriting.html" rel="nofollow">Sex, Blogs and Screenwriting</a>. It&#8217;s about Diablo Cody&#8217;s rise to Holywood stardom and how she used sex to build a poular blog name that opened doors for her. Ironically, in talking about Diablo, I end up with a post using sex to boost my blog in much the same way.</p>
<p>Even sadder, currently the number one post on my blog is <a href="http://www.jonathancrossfield.com/blog/2008/05/how-to-become-a-superhero.html" rel="nofollow">How to Become a Superhero</a>. It receives more search engine traffic than anything else, from people seriously searching using the phrase &#8216;how to become a superhero&#8217; or variants thereof.  So I don&#8217;t only have perverts, I have stupid people.</p>
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		<title>By: RhodesTer</title>
		<link>http://rhodester.net/sex-engine-orgasm/comment-page-1#comment-1682</link>
		<dc:creator>RhodesTer</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Aug 2008 21:01:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Aw, I&#039;m sorry Karen.. but thanks for the winky.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Aw, I&#8217;m sorry Karen.. but thanks for the winky.</p>
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		<title>By: Karen Putz</title>
		<link>http://rhodester.net/sex-engine-orgasm/comment-page-1#comment-1681</link>
		<dc:creator>Karen Putz</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Aug 2008 20:59:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Well, that &quot;o&quot; word got me all hot and bothered when I first saw it.  I dove into your post.  Came out completely dissatisfied. 

;)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, that &#8220;o&#8221; word got me all hot and bothered when I first saw it.  I dove into your post.  Came out completely dissatisfied. </p>
<p> <img src='http://rhodester.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: RhodesTer</title>
		<link>http://rhodester.net/sex-engine-orgasm/comment-page-1#comment-1680</link>
		<dc:creator>RhodesTer</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Aug 2008 21:22:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hmm.. missed that one.

So, I&#039;M NOT!  YAY!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hmm.. missed that one.</p>
<p>So, I&#8217;M NOT!  YAY!!</p>
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		<title>By: DirtyLaundryDiva</title>
		<link>http://rhodester.net/sex-engine-orgasm/comment-page-1#comment-1679</link>
		<dc:creator>DirtyLaundryDiva</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Aug 2008 18:51:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I know, I did some HNT  (half nekkid thursday) posts and man did my viewers skyrocket! Lots of dirty old men viewing that page.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I know, I did some HNT  (half nekkid thursday) posts and man did my viewers skyrocket! Lots of dirty old men viewing that page.</p>
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		<title>By: RhodesTer</title>
		<link>http://rhodester.net/sex-engine-orgasm/comment-page-1#comment-1678</link>
		<dc:creator>RhodesTer</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Aug 2008 14:17:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Not according to the girl who works at the Coffee Bean on Saturday mornings.</description>
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		<title>By: Karen Swim</title>
		<link>http://rhodester.net/sex-engine-orgasm/comment-page-1#comment-1677</link>
		<dc:creator>Karen Swim</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Aug 2008 14:14:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hey, you&#039;re too young to be a dirty old man. ;-)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey, you&#8217;re too young to be a dirty old man. <img src='http://rhodester.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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