I was JUST about to buy some Creatine online because I want to get really ripped and stuff, but then I saw this ad on Facebook that features a guy who’s all puffy and the ad says, “DON’T buy Creatine” so I’m like, “Okay I won’t!” and I clicked on the ad..
They showed me the “celebrity secret” to getting all ripped AND puffy, and looking like I am about to explode any second, and you know what?
IT ACTUALLY WORKS!
Now I walk around.. constantly.. because I can’t sit down. Coffeesister has to tie my shoes for me and follow me around with a bucket in the event I have to use the bathroom.
This is because I no longer fit in our actual bathroom.
But I CAN lift tractors..
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ROFLMAO!
Jeanie W´s brilliant blustering..
!!!
Of course I’d recognize that second photo anywhere, the one of you. But why’d you photoshop that other guy’s gnarly noggin onto the first pic?
By the way, I can’t tie my own shoes, either. I recommend the burgers-n-beer program. It worked for me.
Krispy´s brilliant blustering.. Eerie Vs. Weird; As Per: Daft Punk And Radiohead
Photoshop?
And here I was looking forward to finding out just how drunk you got.
Jim and Rene (and Spirit Jerry)´s brilliant blustering.. Dog Cancer Clinical Trials: What You Need to Know
I don’t drink. But I DO squash RVers.
This much I knew. But I figured you could squash an RV, not just us scrawny TVers.
Me squash RVers in RV then squash RV park then world.