RhodesTer – “What does ERUDITE mean?”
Coffeesister – “Why?”
RhodesTer – “Because I just got a really cool review and they said I am erudite.. so what does it mean?”
Coffeesister – “It means KNOWLEDGEABLE”
RhodesTer – (pause) “Oh”
sweet, succulent satire
RhodesTer – “What does ERUDITE mean?”
Coffeesister – “Why?”
RhodesTer – “Because I just got a really cool review and they said I am erudite.. so what does it mean?”
Coffeesister – “It means KNOWLEDGEABLE”
RhodesTer – (pause) “Oh”
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Were you hoping for something sexier? Mwahahaha
Glad you liked my comment. I haven’t told you this yet, but That Guy was a founding editor of SPIN and Details magazines. He says, “That guy (Rhodester) can write.”
There you go my dear.
Erudition is the depth, polish and breadth that is applied to education from further readings and understanding of literary works. The Latin word educare means to “lead out” from ignorance; hence an educated person has come to think critically and logically. An erudite person has both deep and broad familiarity with a certain subject, often gained through study and extensive reading of the subject’s literature rather than formal scholarship.
I’ve always thought of Rhodester as a sesquipedalian myself.
I is glad he done said that! It makes me feel reel good and I hope maybe someday I can write for big magazines like that guy was for big magazines! Please tell him I say hey! and also is there a job he knows maybe I can write at? thank you a lot.
Cool! I just KNEW reading “Henry and Ribsy” about once a month when I was a kid would pay off someday!
Silence, thou loggerheaded flap-mouthed skainsmate!
Synonyms for “erudite” could be “learned” and “scholarly.” Get yourself a better typewriter, put on a mortarboard, and shave off some of that fur and voila! – you’ll look the part!
Too funny.
What’s a synonym for “synonym”? And do you like synonym graham crackers, because I simply LOVE them.
IS THERE such a thing?
Hey, at least you spelled “knowledgeable” right up there.
cinderkeys´s brilliant blustering.. Failure to detect false illness beliefs
Spell check.
Well, at least you know now that I’m right…. talented YOU are!
heather gardner´s brilliant blustering.. The Outdoor Shower
Aww,, HAHA! Hoo!