Comments on: Morgan Freeman (not really) On Carpet.. http://rhodester.net/morgan-freeman-not-really-on-carpet sweet, succulent satire Thu, 29 Jul 2010 16:48:20 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 By: RhodesTer http://rhodester.net/morgan-freeman-not-really-on-carpet/comment-page-1#comment-5501 RhodesTer Sun, 20 Dec 2009 12:58:17 +0000 http://rhodester.net/?p=5636#comment-5501 Keep this under wraps, but we're currently negotiating with Mr. Freeman's agent to bring him on board as a blog narrator. He'd read the contents of this blog out loud and people would actually believe I'm <a href="http://rhodester.net/women-with-pens" rel="nofollow">a Peruvian Snow Yak named Betty</a>. If we can't get him, we're going with this Thompson guy. He said he'd do it if we buy him lunch and let him touch our cat. Keep this under wraps, but we’re currently negotiating with Mr. Freeman’s agent to bring him on board as a blog narrator. He’d read the contents of this blog out loud and people would actually believe I’m a Peruvian Snow Yak named Betty.

If we can’t get him, we’re going with this Thompson guy. He said he’d do it if we buy him lunch and let him touch our cat.

]]> By: Krispy http://rhodester.net/morgan-freeman-not-really-on-carpet/comment-page-1#comment-5500 Krispy Sun, 20 Dec 2009 12:51:50 +0000 http://rhodester.net/?p=5636#comment-5500 Thanks for the link. Isn't that guy good? Morgan Freeman has replaced James Earl Jones as "the voice." I don’t know if there's a more soothing, trustworthy voice anywhere in the world. He could endorse anything ... anything at all, anything in the world, and make it sound like a wonderful thing. If Morgan Freeman did a voice-over promoting hemorrhoids, I'd hear it and think "Man, I have GOT to get me some of those hemorrhoids." His narration was the best thing about <i>March of the Penguins</i>. I'm generally ambivalent about penguins, seals, etc. But after an hour and a half of listening to Freeman, by the end of that movie I was choking up, thinking "Man, I really <i>love</i><i> them f---in' snow ducks." .-= Krispy´s brilliant blustering.. <a href="http://www.fistfulofdonuts.com/2009/12/dont-you-eat-that-yellow-snow.html" rel="nofollow">Don't You Eat That Yellow Snow ...</a> =-.</i> Thanks for the link.

Isn’t that guy good?

Morgan Freeman has replaced James Earl Jones as “the voice.” I don’t know if there’s a more soothing, trustworthy voice anywhere in the world. He could endorse anything … anything at all, anything in the world, and make it sound like a wonderful thing. If Morgan Freeman did a voice-over promoting hemorrhoids, I’d hear it and think “Man, I have GOT to get me some of those hemorrhoids.”

His narration was the best thing about March of the Penguins. I’m generally ambivalent about penguins, seals, etc. But after an hour and a half of listening to Freeman, by the end of that movie I was choking up, thinking “Man, I really love them f—in’ snow ducks.”
.-= Krispy´s brilliant blustering.. Don’t You Eat That Yellow Snow … =-.

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