While perusing the interweb this morning, I came across this ad..
Now, I don’t know about YOU.. but even if I WERE a lot younger, AND single, AND I were in the market to meet up with.. uh.. a LOT of girls.. at once.. I just don’t know if I could handle over 2200 of them.
I mean, that’d be nice and all, but where would we meet? At The Staples Center in Los Angeles? Should I hire security? And MY GOD what kind of tab would I be saddled with if I picked up the check? What if they each ordered, say, a couple of drinks and an appetizer? At about twenty bucks a piece that’d come to a small fortune, so I BETTER get some action out of it! But what would it be like to make out with 2200 girls at once? How does one go about that? Do they form a line? Would I need Viagra, even at 22?
I could ponder this for the rest of the day..
..but I won’t.
So what’s new with you?
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Palm Springs Savant 11.01.08 at 4:03 pm
Your anti social tendencies are quite concerning. What’s wrong with dating 2,200+ girls anyway? You need to lighten up a bit Dave, I mean REALLY.
RhodesTer 11.02.08 at 5:34 am
This comes from your vast resevoir of girl-dating experience, no doubt.
So how’s John doing?