I’ve Been Dwissed

by RhodesTer on November 9, 2009

I know I said I wouldn’t post here for a while, but I can’t resist sharing such sad news..

Dear DAVID,dead_bird

Thank you for giving us the opportunity to consider you for a role at Twitter. After reviewing your background and qualifications, we unfortunately do not have an appropriate position for you at this time.

We appreciate your interest in Twitter, Inc. and wish you success in your job search.

Sincerely,

The Twitter Staffing Team
www.twitter.com

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1 Katherine November 9, 2009 at 6:00 pm

Silly Twitter. They’d be lucky to have you, Uncle Dave.

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2 RhodesTer November 9, 2009 at 8:44 pm

I don’t think they realize that – so let the emailing and twittering campaign begin!

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3 Liz November 9, 2009 at 9:39 pm

Im soo sowwy!

Liz- Tweety Bird

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4 RhodesTer November 9, 2009 at 9:49 pm

You don’t even Tweet! Some Tweety Bird you are :-P

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5 HeadacheSlayer November 10, 2009 at 4:07 am

Heh, they NEED you. Bad Twitter. #FAIL

Something better will come along!
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6 nickleback November 10, 2009 at 8:01 am

Hey…If U can’t join them…BEAT them!!! ;) You probly don’t need that right now. Its nice that the big guy made send you a letter!?

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7 RhodesTer November 11, 2009 at 11:28 pm

Although I’m sure they’re just somewhat computer savvy and sent the same email to all applicants.

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8 Lorna November 11, 2009 at 1:07 am

Not to worry…twittering is just another fad, like the automobile.
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9 RhodesTer November 11, 2009 at 11:27 pm

..and the telephone.

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10 Dorian aka coffeesister |_|) November 13, 2009 at 12:21 am

“This ‘telephone’ has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us.” — Western Union internal memo, 1876
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11 RhodesTer November 13, 2009 at 12:28 am

HAR! Silly Western Union.

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