I know I said I wouldn’t post here for a while, but I can’t resist sharing such sad news..
Thank you for giving us the opportunity to consider you for a role at Twitter. After reviewing your background and qualifications, we unfortunately do not have an appropriate position for you at this time.
We appreciate your interest in Twitter, Inc. and wish you success in your job search.
Sincerely,
The Twitter Staffing Team
www.twitter.com













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Silly Twitter. They’d be lucky to have you, Uncle Dave.
I don’t think they realize that – so let the emailing and twittering campaign begin!
Im soo sowwy!
Liz- Tweety Bird
You don’t even Tweet! Some Tweety Bird you are
Heh, they NEED you. Bad Twitter. #FAIL
Something better will come along!
HeadacheSlayer´s brilliant blustering.. 300 Dollar Gift Certificate for The Crafty Angel on ETSY.COM
Hey…If U can’t join them…BEAT them!!!
You probly don’t need that right now. Its nice that the big guy made send you a letter!?
Although I’m sure they’re just somewhat computer savvy and sent the same email to all applicants.
Not to worry…twittering is just another fad, like the automobile.
Lorna´s brilliant blustering.. Wherever you find it
..and the telephone.
“This ‘telephone’ has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us.” — Western Union internal memo, 1876
Dorian aka coffeesister´s brilliant blustering.. 30 Things About My Invisible Illness You May Not Know
HAR! Silly Western Union.