Are there, like, “seagull cops” with blue feathers who take care of this sort of miscreant behaviour when it comes to their ilk? And where do they take them? To a little wooden seagull jail under the pier where the offender must subsist on week-old herring and dried up orange peels? Does a “seagull judge” then come along and preside over the court held on the beach (over by that rocky cluster) and sentence the offender to community service, meaning that he now has to spend 4 hours a day cleaning seagull crap off windshields for the next two months?
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yep, it worked. Don’t we get to see the seagull take off and fly with his stolen treasure? I feel i need some sort of closure now :-\
Showing you what I have, RK. I think it was clipped off a fraction of a second before a car whizzed by and squashed the thief.. that would have lowered the amusement quotient significantly.
Living as I do in a place full of seagulls, I think I can be quite certain of the answer to your question. ALL seagulls go to hell. By the way, I wonder if I might recognise the one in this wee film. I’ve a friend who gets chased by a certain seagull whenever he walks on a certain street. The dumb bird doesn’t seem to be bothered by anybody else, but whenever my friend, Alex, walks by it goes absolutely mental and chases him down the street. What gall the gull has! It must be the same one.
Quit saying “wee”, dammit – you’re an AMERICAN, and even though you live in Scotland, it makes you sound like a wuss. A little, sissy, pretty-boy mama’s WUSS.. so STOP already.
Yes, that is the same gull. Her name is Frieda, and I’ll not have you speak ill of her, because she’s my gull-friend.
I dunno if they go to hell, but they ought to go to jail. But let’s not get our wee knickers in a big twist – the trans-fat in those chips will leave him bloated and feather-less in short order.
Are you saying that had I not of eaten chips my whole life, I too would not be that way? Huh Karen?? Huh???
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