Check Out My Pics And Vidz!

by David Rhodes on August 21, 2010

in Humor

I decided to have a little fun on Twitter, so I changed my profile picture and started tweeting..

Walking the dogBrushing my teethThat jay-zI'm hotShould IHey guys

Some people got the joke and responded accordingly..

KevinKath

Some others did not..

Norton

My pal Joel wasn’t the only one. I had about 15-20 unfollows and blocks as a result. Twitter users have gotten conditioned to blocking “spam” so much that a handful of others later asked if my account had been hijacked. It couldn’t have been a joke! Rhodester would NEVER do that!

Oh yeah?

You know how we’re all sick of those automated direct messages that say something along the lines of, “Thanks for the follow! Check out my blog, etc.” ?

Well, one time I had this guy following me and I liked his profile.

It was funny.

I went on to his blog.

IT was funny.

So I followed him back and shot a direct message to him, being careful to use his name so he wouldn’t think it was automation. I said, “Hey so-and-so (forgot his name now) thanks for following me.. your blog rocks and I’ve subscribed, just wanted to let you know.”

He didn’t reply – but he DID unfollow me.

So I blocked him.

And then unsubscribed from his blog.

Asshole.

He was, I’m guessing, so conditioned to automated DMs that he just automatically dissed every DM in turn.

The point of this whole thing?

The point of my spammer prank and the story about the asshole DM guy?

Things aren’t always as they seem on the surface.

Maybe this really IS me..

Not really Rhodester

And maybe I really DO want you to check out my pics and vidz!

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Scott September 15, 2009 at 5:55 am

If that really is you then I’ll check out your pics and vids. If it’s not and you’re just a funny guy working at a California hotel (as opposed to the Hotel California) then I’ll just read your blog and follow your tweets (I missed that one btw).

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RhodesTer September 15, 2009 at 6:22 am

Funny guy, check (so they say.)
California, check.
Hotel, uh.. nope.

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Rob McGuire September 15, 2009 at 9:21 am

Once again, you lay describe the Twitter spam machine just like it is. I missed the tweets you did under your new alias, but wonder what my reaction would have been had I seen it live.
.-= Rob McGuire´s brilliant blustering.. Twitter Can Ruin Your Reputation =-.

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RhodesTer September 15, 2009 at 9:33 am

Those paying attention would have known it was me.. fake URL, correct spelling, etc. along with the context, meaning that I just do things like that and if you really know me, you’re aware of it.

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awessendorf September 15, 2009 at 3:12 pm

So all the RSS stuff I have coming into my feed reader I have divided up into categories to kinda keep things organized. Your blogs show up in my “Thinkers” category. Just thought you should know.

-Alice

PS – Oh it also shows up in “Rants Fun Odd General” category.
.-= awessendorf´s brilliant blustering.. Baltimore Scenes from A Car =-.

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RhodesTer September 15, 2009 at 3:18 pm

That’s okay, people miscategorize things all the time. I sometimes put my shoes in the refrigerator.

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awessendorf September 15, 2009 at 4:26 pm

Well shoes BELONG in the refrigerator..duh. Just like you belong in my “thinkers” category.

Or is that kids ON the refrigerator http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17WwANsSWa0 I always get those two confused.
.-= awessendorf´s brilliant blustering.. Baltimore Scenes from A Car =-.

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Katherine September 16, 2009 at 3:17 pm

My dog is so important. :P

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RhodesTer September 16, 2009 at 3:28 pm

I’MA LET U FINISH, BUT I THINK DIS DOG OVER HERE IS DEE IMPORTANT DOG, YOU KNOW WHAT I SAYIN’?

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Katherine August 21, 2010 at 3:58 pm

Bernard agrees, eying the front door mournfully as he barks at scary possible intruders.

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RhodesTer August 23, 2010 at 4:47 am

It took you almost a year to reply to that.

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Katherine August 26, 2010 at 6:57 pm

Yes. Yes, it did. Was it WORTH IT?

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RhodesTer August 26, 2010 at 7:08 pm

I’ll let you know in July of 2011.

Rhodester June 7, 2011 at 6:42 pm

Katherine, It is ALMOST July of 2011, but I got anxious.

It was SO worth it :-)

Katherine August 26, 2010 at 7:09 pm

Fair enough. -checks watch, waits-

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RhodesTer August 26, 2010 at 7:11 pm

You might as well read a book. Here, let me write one for you -gets started-

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Katherine August 26, 2010 at 7:13 pm

Okey dokey. -stares at watch again, taps foot-

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Katherine June 7, 2011 at 6:48 pm

GOOD TO KNOW.

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