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San Francisco

How to thwart iPad thieves

August 23, 2010
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We think electronic gizmo manufacturers should consider making their iPads and netbooks so that they come in tiny little pieces.

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Smith & Wesson ATTACK PEN

August 21, 2010
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Not only can you write with it, but you can stab someone in the eye!

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The Cowboy, The Castro and Jaime Pressly

August 6, 2010
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We always picture Sam Elliot and Jaime Pressly in our heads whenever we tell this old joke.

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Hot Moms Shopping

August 3, 2010
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Great prices on good food, plus wonderful scenery.

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Pillows Not Allowed

August 2, 2010
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We’re always billed as “the cat couple,” meaning we might as well be covered in boils and reek of rotten salami.

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Hungry, Horny Hobos

July 30, 2010
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We’re going to ask the next hobo why he doesn’t believe us about change and why he wants to see us kiss.

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How To Survive In San Francisco When You’re Broke

July 27, 2010
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Sure, it’s nice to shuffle off to your very own private bathroom when you actually have one. Here, we get dressed and shuffle down the hall, passing other residents who are shuffling back. We toss little waves at each other and grunt pleasantries while on our way to pee.

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One Domesticated Pet With A Side of Fries Please

July 22, 2010
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A chicken would poop on the Pope’s hat, if that’s where it happens to be at the moment, or in the cockpit of an F-18 Hornet, or on coffeesister.

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The Muni Lady

July 13, 2010
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I have a serious confession to make.. I have a torrid crush on The Muni Lady.

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Room For Rent To Good-Looking Vampire With Stellar Credit

July 6, 2010
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“I send greetings to you as so glad am I to have your interest in apartment to watch while I am away for assignment to the country where is great the turmoil and I am as such cannot return for long while!”

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Fabulous Headdresses And Other Fagorious Metaphors

June 26, 2010
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They find their fellow Indians to be quite lovely, and all they want to do is be left alone to pow-wow in peace.

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