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Magnificent Muni Drivers who CARE (GASP!)

by RhodesTer on March 8, 2010

An email sent to San Francisco Municipal Transit Authority from yours truly moments ago.

(Note – I am only using the driver’s first names here for their safety and privacy. In the email to MTA, I used their full names.)

Hello MTA!

I’d like to voice my appreciation for two fantastic San Francisco Muni drivers, George and Bernetta. My wife and I had just purchased two Muni passes on March 2nd for the first time, having recently returned to this city after many years. We were on our way home from the Haight district and took the #33 from Haight St. up to Fulton and Stanyon to catch the #5 to Fulton and 25th.

When the #5 came, driven by Bernetta, my wife reached for her wallet to display her pass only to discover that it was gone. Bernetta saw that she was distraught and waved her aboard the bus anyway, stating, “That’s okay sweetie, we’ll work it out.”

We were shown the number to call for assistance and my wife hooked up with a very helpful operator who’s name I don’t know. She was told that the driver of the #33 (George) would be contacted and asked to look for the wallet. While my wife was on a cell phone talking to the operator, Bernetta also called from her bus radio or phone to try and get the other driver to locate the wallet as soon as possible. We all knew that time was important, given the increasing likelihood that some nefarious character would find it before the driver did and help themselves to it.

After we reached our destination and disembarked, the MTA operator called back to say that the wallet had been located and that we’d be able to claim it from the #33 driver when he came around again. We were given a time to meet him and grabbed another #5 going back to Fulton and Stanyan to wait for him.

When George pulled up he was beaming, and said that he was happy to have found the wallet because so many items are lost or stolen, he was glad to see something have a happy ending. My wife had ID in the wallet so George was careful to make sure it was hers and then he happily handed it over – a check of the contents showed that the newly purchased Muni pass was still in there, along with a number of important documents and credit cards. We vowed then to be more careful and check our wallets and passes before leaving any Muni bus we happen to be on.

A few days later we boarded a #5 bus on Market Street to get back up into our area, and Bernetta was the driver. I didn’t recognize her at first, but she recognized us and said, “Hey, you got your pass back!” She went on to tell us how glad she was it had worked out and that she’d actually been worried about it!

So I’d like to commend two Muni drivers who care – George and Bernetta. To narrow it down because I know there are quite a few drivers, George was driving the #33 route and Bernetta was driving the #5, both on the evening of March 2nd. We’d also like to extend thanks to the phone operator who took our request for assistance that evening, even though we don’t know her name. She was very kind and helpful.

Dave and Dorian Rhodes

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The Return

by RhodesTer on February 9, 2010

“I’ve found you’ve got to look back at the old things and see them in a new light.”

~ John Coltrane, 1960

The man has no recollection of the boy’s first trip into the big, shining city by the bay. It was too long ago, and the boy was too little to hang onto memories at first. It was likely a trip with mom and dad to see the great aunt and uncle who lived in the grand house on Van Ness. The three made that trip every Thanksgiving holiday during the boy’s youth until the great aunt and uncle reached the end of their life’s journey and bid all adieu. She left first because of a heart too gracious and loving to last much longer, and he followed shortly thereafter because of a heart broken with grief and loneliness after sixty years of marriage.

Several years before their departure, the boy started keeping memories. The man pulls them out now and then to blow the dust off, whenever life starts to take a toll and he needs a little smile. The oldest of these shows a long-haired gentleman in torn bell-bottoms and sandals sauntering through an intersection not far from Golden Gate park, a ratty guitar case slung over his shoulder and the proverbial flowers in his hair. The boy’s dad was a longshoreman, like Brando’s portrayal of Terry Malloy in “On The Waterfront,” so hippie-types and flower-children were not allowed to pass without enduring a bit of taunting.

“Oh, look at the little girl, with her long pretty hair and flowers!” He held a cigarette out the window with his left hand while his right gripped the steering wheel of the pick-up. The boy’s mother was easily embarrassed, and she asked her husband to keep his voice down, but to no avail.. the hippie heard the taunts and responded with a smile, flashing a peace sign at the crusty dock-worker while continuing to cross the intersection. The boy didn’t realize it then, but this was somewhere in the neighborhood of Haight and Ashbury, perhaps at the famed intersection itself, right around the time of the infamous “Summer Of Love.”  Might the sandaled gent have been Scott MacKenzie, Norman Greenbaum or even the late, great Jerry Garcia? Probably not, but it’s fun for the man to think so.

Those handful of Thanksgiving holidays at the grand mansion on Van Ness included cousins along with other assorted aunts and uncles. The boys and girls of the clan would often play on the sidewalk in front of the house and take occasional walking trips down the block to the little market on the corner, where needful provisions would be obtained along with sodas and candy. Trips would sometimes be made to local points of interest including Fisherman’s Wharf, where the most delicious clam chowder ever made would be ladled into bowls carved out of sourdough bread, to be consumed and committed to the fond memories the boy treasured as time pressed on.

The boy was still a boy as he stepped off the yellow bus with the rest of his peers. But several years had trundled by since the last of the Thanksgiving visits, leaving him taller, lankier and a bit of a smart-ass. He and his buddy ditched the group that was headed into the museum at Golden Gate park for their field trip. The two opted instead to take an unofficial tour of the park and purchase an unofficial joint from a much older black man who approached them. The high-schooler was smart.. really! He just didn’t know it yet.

They found some bushes to hide in for the purpose of toking up. Then they spent the next two hours wandering the park in a daze, watching it ebb and flow. People flung grins at them as they passed by, while the world spun with the two clinging madly to it. They laughed excessively and spat on the ground more in those two hours than they’d ever done in either of their 16 years of life. After reconnecting with the group later on, they wondered among themselves what in the hell WAS IN THAT STUFF? The teacher balled them out but he so resembled a yapping little dog wearing a suit jacket and jeans that the two couldn’t help snickering, which caused the nappy little dog to yap more, which caused their snickers to explode into guffaws. It was all quite the psychedelic cycle of craziness.

“When you get tired of walking around in San Francisco, you can always lean against it.”

~Unknown

The young man had miraculously graduated from high school and a few months later stood at the airport, waiting for his ride. He’d also managed to complete Navy basic training, but felt ill-prepared and nervous as the slightly older young man wearing navy-blue dungarees approached him at the gate and asked his name. He gave it and was whisked away in a gray truck with US NAVY stenciled on the side. He arrived in Hunters Point, this being back in the days when the US NAVY kept a few ships there, and he walked briskly up the gangway to salute and announce that he was reporting for duty.

He spent the next year and a half there with Candlestick Park on his left, the mighty Bay Bridge on his right and the city by the bay laid out before him. He wasn’t a week into it when he discovered The 711 Club, a sailor bar at 711 Market Street that was owned by an old German named Heinz, who seemed to always have plenty of Becks beer on hand. Surprisingly, sailors who were too young to legally drink, such as he was, drank freely in that establishment. It wasn’t until years later that he found out Heinz had been with the San Francisco Police Department for many years, retiring at the rank of Captain, then opened a bar to augment his pension and have some fun. Thus the local cops left him alone.

A friend once visited from the young man’s hometown, which was a mere two-hour drive into the foothills of the Sierras. The friend brought a pretty girlfriend, and the two toured the naval vessel that the young man loved showing off. The pretty girlfriend was uneasy. “Why do these guys keep staring at me?” she asked, retreating under the security of her boyfriend’s arm. “Don’t mind them, they’re sailors,” said the young man. “They don’t see girls like you that often.” The three of them later paid Heinz a visit at The 711 Club. A case of Becks was consumed and merriment was made well into the night.

The young man had an aunt who lived in nearby Daly City, so he took weekend treks down that way to visit and do a load of laundry or two. He’d since inherited the pick-up truck that dad taunted the hippie from ten years earlier. He sometimes drove but took the relatively new BART train on several occasions when the old truck was in need of a repair. His treks into Daly City were a far cry from the occasional jaunt across the bay into Oakland, where he and fellow shipmate Tim would pay a visit to a one-legged prostitute named Debbie for tokes, jokes and pokes well into the night.

He was glad for the camper shell on the back of the truck with the comfy mattress he’d purchased from a thrift store, which all came in handy on those nights he’d close down The 711 Club and stumble outside to sleep in the back. The rig stayed parked on Market all night, in a time when such a thing wasn’t the big deal it’d be now, and one wouldn’t have to fetch one’s vehicle from a city impound lot in the morning.

The day finally came when the Navy ship checked out of the Hunters Point hotel and slid gracefully under the Bay Bridge and then the Golden Gate, with the young man standing on a wind-swept deck looking fondly back on the city that had given him a seabag full of memories. Off they went to San Diego, which he would call home for the next few years.

“The Golden Gate Bridge’s daily strip tease from enveloping stoles of mist to full frontal glory is still the most provocative show in town.”

~Mary Moore Mason

The young man returned to spend a week by the bay while processing out of the Navy back in ‘82, and had wandered into The 711 Club while on a 2-day pass from Treasure Island Naval Station. Heinz was glad to see him, even though he didn’t remember him. On a visit a decade later, the not-so-young man took his new wife in to meet Heinz only to discover the old German had long since retired from bar owning, and the place was now being run by Les, a bartender he remembered from the sailor bar days. They were a bit surprised to find that Les had turned it into a gay bar, while not really being surprised at all, knowing this city, and the man and wife visited with Les and reminisced until closing time.

They visited off and on over the next decade and more, always staying at a different hotel but paying frequent visits to soak in the sultry torch songs that were softly sung at the Mason Street Wine Bar on Geary. Sometime after the turn of the century, The 711 Club was replaced by a 711 store, which can be found today at 711 Market Street. A hotdog cart now occupies the space inside the store where the young man ushered in his 19th year on a bar stool, long ago.

A stroll down Van Ness one year revealed that the old mansion of the long departed great aunt and uncle wasn’t a mansion at all, but a rather plain two-bedroom dwelling with a bay window over a small garage. The memories were bigger than the house itself, and the man grew a bit misty as he stood on the sidewalk and let them flood in.

A few New Year’s Eve celebrations were rung in by the couple as they joined the madness in Union Square, and they have oft dreamed of someday calling the city home but other places needed to be tried and lived-in first to prove beyond a doubt that nothing else would do.

Finally, having had enough of not living, the man stood up one day and announced to his wife of nineteen years, “We’re going to San Francisco!” She heartily agreed and together they started winding the countdown clock that would propel them into the rest of their future.

“Somehow the great cities of America have taken their places in a mythology that shapes their destiny: Money lives in New York. Power sits in Washington. Freedom sips Cappuccino in a sidewalk cafe in San Francisco.”

~Joe Flower

It’s been a long road but the clock has finally struck, and the man finds himself sitting in the bay window of a hotel overlooking Mission Street. The building came into being in 1906, rising up out of the ashes left from the great quake and fire, and has stood on this spot for over a hundred years. Fittingly symbolic for a couple who are resurrecting their lives from the ashheap.

He takes short breaks from typing to gaze down at the street two stories below, where the Muni #14 and #49 go whooshing through every ten minutes in both directions. Crazies yell and scream, spewing their demons out into the air while the comparatively sane walk by unfazed because it’s the way things are here. The little neighborhood market does a brisk business, as does the medical marijuana clinic next to it and the Walgreens on the corner.

A subterranean train whizzes by deep underground every 15 minutes, the only indication being a whirring sound that rises from a street grating under the bay window. The couple have already had visitors — the old friend from the foothills who once brought a young, pretty girlfriend on board the old Navy ship had a wife with him this time. The two couples went for a walk and paid a visit to a certain 711 store on Market Street, where the two old married men laughed at the hotdog cart inside.

The visitors have returned to the foothills and the couple will remain surrounded by the charm of 1906 until something better is found. They don’t know where yet, but it will be somewhere in this city full of noisy light and quiet memories. A handful of favorite old things are either gone now, such as the Mason Street Wine Bar, or have yet to be revisited, like sourdough chowder bowls at the wharf, while millions of new discoveries lie in wait.

They’ve come home to stay.

“San Francisco itself is art, above all literary art. Every block is a short story, every hill a novel. Every home a poem, every dweller within immortal. That is the whole truth.”

~William Saroyan

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