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Why I Am Not A Sexy Hollywood Actress

by RhodesTer on March 8, 2010

A long time ago I posted a joke about Rush Limbaugh, Ashley Judd and feminism. It brought a bunch of nutty feminists out of the woodwork who didn’t get the joke and wanted to chastise me heavily.

That was fun.

The post still gets a lot of visits, mostly in response to a keyword search for Ashley Judd. I think they like the picture. I know I do.

But the other day I got a different kind of comment on the post..

charles Drew Cole March 5, 2010 at 7:46 am

Hey you nut, you better come get me !!!!!!! You along with the government have driven me crazy and you know that i have walked a million miles looking for you. you know where i am and you know what i have said and done all in search of you. So, you better just put down your thread and needle for a second and come get me!!! Then you can go back to making your dress. Got it!!!!! Still in Love and Not Forgotten, Drew

As if that wasn’t enough, this guy felt it necessary to use the contact form on the contact page of this blog and send me a personal message for Ashley. Like she lives here or something.

Just so you know, she doesn’t (RhodesTer looks around the room – does not see Ashley Judd anywhere – sighs and continues.)

To: Webmaster

From:
Charles Drew Cole

Message:

Hey , did you get my message from the other site Rhodes Ter? Ashley
its’ been 17 years baby, what is all of this about where you really
that doubtful about my sincerety in loving you? i don’t think so. so,
what the hell is it and why 17 years of absolute misery for me? i have
other questions,but they only,at this point have to do with when i
will finally get to be with you and we can get on with our lives
together. wish we could talk face to face and through a bunch signs
that the truth can not be derived from all togather. Still Loving You
Very Much Without Question and Wanting You To Put Down Your Needle and
Thread For Just a Momemt To Come and Get Me. Then You Can Go Back To
Sewing Your Dress. Got It !!!!!!!!!!! Love Ya,Drew

..and THEN, this came in! Like right after that one!

Massinissa the berber March 5, 2010 at 3:58 pm

I love her Ashley, she is so beautiful and sexy, I almost saw all of her movies,, kiss

Okay, so that one’s not so strange. I almost saw all of her movies too.

But now you know the main reason why I’m not a sexy Hollywood actress. There are too many nutjobs in my life as it is.

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My Personal Lamebook

by RhodesTer on March 7, 2010

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Money Storm Hits Palm Springs

March 6, 2010
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Some of you know, while most of you don’t and none of you care, but I lived in Palm Springs for two and a half years.

[photo from Flickr®]

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Shades of San Francisco

March 5, 2010
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We’ve since moved into a flat with a one-eyed dog named Rex.

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Welcome To Scam Francisco

February 26, 2010
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She will find one of the fine pigeons of the city perched on the ledge of the tier and she is to tie the apartment key and rental agreement to the right leg of the fine bird and shoo it away.

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Bart And The Tart

February 12, 2010
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I hope she doesn’t complain just to get a free cappuccino.

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SFPD ACTION IN THE MISSION!

February 10, 2010
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UNLIKE earlier in the evening when the whooping sirens yelled after the speeding vehicle they pursued through the intersection.

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Gaga, Obama and a Pathetic Piece of Pot-Metal

January 29, 2010
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Gaga reminds me of the president’s state of the union address last Wednesday, because I guarded the America’s Cup when I was a mere lad.

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God Hates Gaga? Say it ain’t so!

January 23, 2010
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It’s bad enough when the flaming nut-jobs from the Westboro Baptist church say “God hates Jews and fags,” but this?

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Douchenozzle

January 19, 2010
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I’m going to get the crap pounded out of me.

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