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The Return

by RhodesTer on February 9, 2010

“I’ve found you’ve got to look back at the old things and see them in a new light.”

~ John Coltrane, 1960

The man has no recollection of the boy’s first trip into the big, shining city by the bay. It was too long ago, and the boy was too little to hang onto memories at first. It was likely a trip with mom and dad to see the great aunt and uncle who lived in the grand house on Van Ness. The three made that trip every Thanksgiving holiday during the boy’s youth until the great aunt and uncle reached the end of their life’s journey and bid all adieu. She left first because of a heart too gracious and loving to last much longer, and he followed shortly thereafter because of a heart broken with grief and loneliness after sixty years of marriage.

Several years before their departure, the boy started keeping memories. The man pulls them out now and then to blow the dust off, whenever life starts to take a toll and he needs a little smile. The oldest of these shows a long-haired gentleman in torn bell-bottoms and sandals sauntering through an intersection not far from Golden Gate park, a ratty guitar case slung over his shoulder and the proverbial flowers in his hair. The boy’s dad was a longshoreman, like Brando’s portrayal of Terry Malloy in “On The Waterfront,” so hippie-types and flower-children were not allowed to pass without enduring a bit of taunting.

“Oh, look at the little girl, with her long pretty hair and flowers!” He held a cigarette out the window with his left hand while his right gripped the steering wheel of the pick-up. The boy’s mother was easily embarrassed, and she asked her husband to keep his voice down, but to no avail.. the hippie heard the taunts and responded with a smile, flashing a peace sign at the crusty dock-worker while continuing to cross the intersection. The boy didn’t realize it then, but this was somewhere in the neighborhood of Haight and Ashbury, perhaps at the famed intersection itself, right around the time of the infamous “Summer Of Love.”  Might the sandaled gent have been Scott MacKenzie, Norman Greenbaum or even the late, great Jerry Garcia? Probably not, but it’s fun for the man to think so.

Those handful of Thanksgiving holidays at the grand mansion on Van Ness included cousins along with other assorted aunts and uncles. The boys and girls of the clan would often play on the sidewalk in front of the house and take occasional walking trips down the block to the little market on the corner, where needful provisions would be obtained along with sodas and candy. Trips would sometimes be made to local points of interest including Fisherman’s Wharf, where the most delicious clam chowder ever made would be ladled into bowls carved out of sourdough bread, to be consumed and committed to the fond memories the boy treasured as time pressed on.

The boy was still a boy as he stepped off the yellow bus with the rest of his peers. But several years had trundled by since the last of the Thanksgiving visits, leaving him taller, lankier and a bit of a smart-ass. He and his buddy ditched the group that was headed into the museum at Golden Gate park for their field trip. The two opted instead to take an unofficial tour of the park and purchase an unofficial joint from a much older black man who approached them. The high-schooler was smart.. really! He just didn’t know it yet.

They found some bushes to hide in for the purpose of toking up. Then they spent the next two hours wandering the park in a daze, watching it ebb and flow. People flung grins at them as they passed by, while the world spun with the two clinging madly to it. They laughed excessively and spat on the ground more in those two hours than they’d ever done in either of their 16 years of life. After reconnecting with the group later on, they wondered among themselves what in the hell WAS IN THAT STUFF? The teacher balled them out but he so resembled a yapping little dog wearing a suit jacket and jeans that the two couldn’t help snickering, which caused the nappy little dog to yap more, which caused their snickers to explode into guffaws. It was all quite the psychedelic cycle of craziness.

“When you get tired of walking around in San Francisco, you can always lean against it.”

~Unknown

The young man had miraculously graduated from high school and a few months later stood at the airport, waiting for his ride. He’d also managed to complete Navy basic training, but felt ill-prepared and nervous as the slightly older young man wearing navy-blue dungarees approached him at the gate and asked his name. He gave it and was whisked away in a gray truck with US NAVY stenciled on the side. He arrived in Hunters Point, this being back in the days when the US NAVY kept a few ships there, and he walked briskly up the gangway to salute and announce that he was reporting for duty.

He spent the next year and a half there with Candlestick Park on his left, the mighty Bay Bridge on his right and the city by the bay laid out before him. He wasn’t a week into it when he discovered The 711 Club, a sailor bar at 711 Market Street that was owned by an old German named Heinz, who seemed to always have plenty of Becks beer on hand. Surprisingly, sailors who were too young to legally drink, such as he was, drank freely in that establishment. It wasn’t until years later that he found out Heinz had been with the San Francisco Police Department for many years, retiring at the rank of Captain, then opened a bar to augment his pension and have some fun. Thus the local cops left him alone.

A friend once visited from the young man’s hometown, which was a mere two-hour drive into the foothills of the Sierras. The friend brought a pretty girlfriend, and the two toured the naval vessel that the young man loved showing off. The pretty girlfriend was uneasy. “Why do these guys keep staring at me?” she asked, retreating under the security of her boyfriend’s arm. “Don’t mind them, they’re sailors,” said the young man. “They don’t see girls like you that often.” The three of them later paid Heinz a visit at The 711 Club. A case of Becks was consumed and merriment was made well into the night.

The young man had an aunt who lived in nearby Daly City, so he took weekend treks down that way to visit and do a load of laundry or two. He’d since inherited the pick-up truck that dad taunted the hippie from ten years earlier. He sometimes drove but took the relatively new BART train on several occasions when the old truck was in need of a repair. His treks into Daly City were a far cry from the occasional jaunt across the bay into Oakland, where he and fellow shipmate Tim would pay a visit to a one-legged prostitute named Debbie for tokes, jokes and pokes well into the night.

He was glad for the camper shell on the back of the truck with the comfy mattress he’d purchased from a thrift store, which all came in handy on those nights he’d close down The 711 Club and stumble outside to sleep in the back. The rig stayed parked on Market all night, in a time when such a thing wasn’t the big deal it’d be now, and one wouldn’t have to fetch one’s vehicle from a city impound lot in the morning.

The day finally came when the Navy ship checked out of the Hunters Point hotel and slid gracefully under the Bay Bridge and then the Golden Gate, with the young man standing on a wind-swept deck looking fondly back on the city that had given him a seabag full of memories. Off they went to San Diego, which he would call home for the next few years.

“The Golden Gate Bridge’s daily strip tease from enveloping stoles of mist to full frontal glory is still the most provocative show in town.”

~Mary Moore Mason

The young man returned to spend a week by the bay while processing out of the Navy back in ‘82, and had wandered into The 711 Club while on a 2-day pass from Treasure Island Naval Station. Heinz was glad to see him, even though he didn’t remember him. On a visit a decade later, the not-so-young man took his new wife in to meet Heinz only to discover the old German had long since retired from bar owning, and the place was now being run by Les, a bartender he remembered from the sailor bar days. They were a bit surprised to find that Les had turned it into a gay bar, while not really being surprised at all, knowing this city, and the man and wife visited with Les and reminisced until closing time.

They visited off and on over the next decade and more, always staying at a different hotel but paying frequent visits to soak in the sultry torch songs that were softly sung at the Mason Street Wine Bar on Geary. Sometime after the turn of the century, The 711 Club was replaced by a 711 store, which can be found today at 711 Market Street. A hotdog cart now occupies the space inside the store where the young man ushered in his 19th year on a bar stool, long ago.

A stroll down Van Ness one year revealed that the old mansion of the long departed great aunt and uncle wasn’t a mansion at all, but a rather plain two-bedroom dwelling with a bay window over a small garage. The memories were bigger than the house itself, and the man grew a bit misty as he stood on the sidewalk and let them flood in.

A few New Year’s Eve celebrations were rung in by the couple as they joined the madness in Union Square, and they have oft dreamed of someday calling the city home but other places needed to be tried and lived-in first to prove beyond a doubt that nothing else would do.

Finally, having had enough of not living, the man stood up one day and announced to his wife of nineteen years, “We’re going to San Francisco!” She heartily agreed and together they started winding the countdown clock that would propel them into the rest of their future.

“Somehow the great cities of America have taken their places in a mythology that shapes their destiny: Money lives in New York. Power sits in Washington. Freedom sips Cappuccino in a sidewalk cafe in San Francisco.”

~Joe Flower

It’s been a long road but the clock has finally struck, and the man finds himself sitting in the bay window of a hotel overlooking Mission Street. The building came into being in 1906, rising up out of the ashes left from the great quake and fire, and has stood on this spot for over a hundred years. Fittingly symbolic for a couple who are resurrecting their lives from the ashheap.

He takes short breaks from typing to gaze down at the street two stories below, where the Muni #14 and #49 go whooshing through every ten minutes in both directions. Crazies yell and scream, spewing their demons out into the air while the comparatively sane walk by unfazed because it’s the way things are here. The little neighborhood market does a brisk business, as does the medical marijuana clinic next to it and the Walgreens on the corner.

A subterranean train whizzes by deep underground every 15 minutes, the only indication being a whirring sound that rises from a street grating under the bay window. The couple have already had visitors — the old friend from the foothills who once brought a young, pretty girlfriend on board the old Navy ship had a wife with him this time. The two couples went for a walk and paid a visit to a certain 711 store on Market Street, where the two old married men laughed at the hotdog cart inside.

The visitors have returned to the foothills and the couple will remain surrounded by the charm of 1906 until something better is found. They don’t know where yet, but it will be somewhere in this city full of noisy light and quiet memories. A handful of favorite old things are either gone now, such as the Mason Street Wine Bar, or have yet to be revisited, like sourdough chowder bowls at the wharf, while millions of new discoveries lie in wait.

They’ve come home to stay.

“San Francisco itself is art, above all literary art. Every block is a short story, every hill a novel. Every home a poem, every dweller within immortal. That is the whole truth.”

~William Saroyan

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OC Cabbie: Swimming with the Sharkeez

by RhodesTer on January 7, 2010

A few years ago I barely made a living as a taxi driver in Huntington Beach California, and I decided to blog about it at the time. The blog is long gone, but I’ve resurrected a handful of the posts that I’m republishing here in a week-long series called OC CABBIE.

Missed the beginning? Start here if you’d like.

from mid 2007..

OC Cabbie: Swimming with the Sharkeez

sharkeezAce lives on his cell phone. He never takes calls from the taxi dispatch.. his gizmo isn’t even hooked up. Some drivers in other places are scratching their heads over that, because it works differently depending on where one is licensed to drive a cab. In some places they work for the company and have to take the company dispatch calls.

In Orange County we lease our taxis from California Yellow Cab, who don’t care if we use their dispatch services or take personal calls on a cell phone, as long as we pay our weekly lease and don’t do anything illegal. We buy our gas, pay all fees and the only thing the company is responsible for is to provide dispatch services, insurance and vehicle maintenance.

For some reason Ace likes me, and asked me one day if I’d like to help him out on busy weekends. The Huntington Beach area goes ballistic on weekends with partying and people who take cabs throughout the evening, going to and from the bars and clubs. Plenty of them still drive themselves – Huntington Beach has one of the highest DUI rates in the nation – and plenty others take other cab companies that operate in the area.

But hundreds of people still call Ace personally, and when it gets busy he can’t handle it all himself.

He’s gotten up quite the database of personal clients over the years and on weekend evenings he functions as a  dispatcher while driving. He passes calls off to a handful of other drivers who he trusted not to rip-off, piss-off or otherwise upset his longtime clients.

On Friday night we were slammed, and Ace’s calls were stacked four deep. I was on my way back from a run to Long Beach and had just hit the 405 south when my phone rang. It was the boss.

“Hey, how far are you from the Beach and Atlanta area? I’ve got a client on the phone and I don’t want her to have to wait too long.” I told him I’d just jumped on the 405 out of Long Beach and would get down there as soon as I could, which would be about a half-hour if all went smoothly.

“Great, I’ll have her call you and give you directions.”

She called and told me her name was Debbie. She was standing on her front lawn with her boyfriend and two of his pals. She said she had blond hair and was holding her cellphone. She asked how long I’d be. I told her a half hour.

“Okay, please hurry! We’re going to “Sharkeez” in Newport and meeting friends tonight.. they’re waiting for us now.”

The directions she’d given was to one of these neighborhoods where you turn off the main street onto such-and-such, then left at the corner and right at the next corner, then another right and another left and another right in this absolute MAZE of streets with names like Miramar, Dorsett, Posten and Stillwell, etc.. all suburban hell with houses that look alike. At least I wasn’t looking for an address.. she said she was a blond standing on the lawn with three guys.. piece of cake.

I got down into the neighborhood and had turned off of Beach onto Atlanta, and was looking for the turn-off into suburbia. She called because traffic had been heavy and I was running a little behind the half-hour estimate I’d given her.

“Dave, are you almost here?”

“Yeah sweetie, I just turned off of Beach.. give me a few more minutes.”

“Awesome! We’re still out on the lawn.. see you shortly!”

I found Miramar and made my right down to Dorsett. Okaaaay, Posten.. ahhh, there it is! Right turn and left down on Stillwell. Then onto Shaw, where they were supposed to be standing in front of the house.

WHOA, there they are! Cool!

Ghost by svenwerkThe blond standing on the lawn came running up to the cab with the three guys close behind her. “Hi guys, nice to see ya!” I was always cheerful and friendly with passengers, which was one of the reasons Ace had brought me aboard.

“Yeah, we’re going to Sharkeez” she said, as she piled into the back seat with two of the guys and the other one came around to jump up front with me.

“I know babe, sorry about the wait.”

“Oh, that’s okay, I know it’s busy.”

I took us back the way I’d came in and circumnavigated the maze while they talked about meeting up with whoever. Finally, we’d gotten out onto the Pacific Coast Highway and were on our way to Newport Beach, where the TV show from a few years back, “The OC”, took place. It was about a four mile drive and then another couple of miles down the peninsula to Sharkeez once we were in town.

This is when she spoke up.

“Actually, you were pretty fast.. I was surprised.”

I looked at her in the rear-view mirror. Cute girl, this one. Nice smile.

“What do you mean?”

“I’d just hung up from the cab company about a minute earlier when you pulled up.”

I felt a flush of.. something. The knot in my stomach was unpleasant.

“Wait, you didn’t call Ace?”

“Who’s Ace?”

Just then my cell phone rang.

“Excuse me”.. I answered. “Hello, this is Dave.”

“DAVE! Where the hell are you? It’s been fifteen minutes since you said you turned off of Beach.. are you lost or something?”

“Debbie?” I put the phone down and asked the girl in the back seat her name. It was Karen. I asked what company she’d called. I asked if she lived on Shaw.

“Yeah, of course I live on Shaw.. why?”

For the record, I don’t think young ladies like Debbie should use language like the blistering, venomous rhetoric that she poured into my ear over the phone. She may be old enough to drink and go to clubs like Sharkeez, but her mom needs to wash her mouth out with Irish Spring.

I also guess I can’t blame her. She called Ace and gave him an earful too, and then he called me to find out what happened. I asked him what the chances were that there would be another blond holding a cell phone with three guys standing next to her on a lawn at that time in the evening in that suburban neighborhood, and that THEY TOO want to go to Sharkeez in Newport Beach. He agreed that it was unlikely, but that I still should have asked her name before leaving, like we’d do when picking up someone who called from a bar or club.

He was right. I told him that I offered to go back and get her for free once I’d dropped off my current passengers, and that later I’d even take her home for no charge. She’d have none of it, she was too pissed off. I finally suggested that she walk the half block up to Karen’s address because there would be a cab coming soon from another company and the driver would be looking for a blond girl and three guys.

I’d had better nights. Most of them, actually.

Continued..

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Beauty, Bread And The Beloved

December 24, 2009
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“Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in where nature may heal and cheer and give strength to the body and soul.” –John Muir

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(Wo)Men with Pen(s)

December 16, 2009
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If you say you don’t lie and never have, then shutthefuckup because you’re telling a white whopper right there, my forked-tongued friend.

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If This Blog Was Written By An Average YouTube Commenter

December 4, 2009
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I like tje wun th@t p1ayz rachel she iz da shit butt de quinn 1 r the shit 2 bra.

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Val And Woobie

November 26, 2009
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Great uncles with bushy white mustaches and funny accents always told the truth, didn’t they?

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The Little Blue Angel

November 19, 2009
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All of a sudden, I’m kind of a hero.

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Sickie-Poo

September 21, 2009
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A lot of people get really stupid.

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Greetings from Wyoming

August 5, 2009

Today’s guest post is from an alternate universe Rhodester who is seven dimensions over to the southern parallel, in a quantum tangent at 5.3948-7 degrees. They type with their noses.

Greetings!
It’s a wonderful day here in Wyoming. As I look out over the white crested waves and watch the ships moored in our harbor sway gently [...]

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Satan’s Hotel & Spa, now with free flies!

July 7, 2009

This past weekend I was called back to work at the hotel for a couple of overnight shifts.
I’d forgotten just how much fun it can be when everyone complains about everything, but I was quickly reminded when a stern lady chewed me out while wagging her finger at me because guests were in the hot [...]

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